Audition ~ma, ND!
Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.
'Sleeper'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 18, 2015 11:02:23 am PST #19700 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
shrift - Feb 18, 2015 11:05:03 am PST #19701 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
And there's already an offer out for the Bay Area position. Oh, well.
I have an awful headache that came on last night and I'm probably getting sick, so that's contributing to my feeling of hopelessness about finding another position at my company. And also my bitter resentment that I've got a fire hose of work pointed at me.
tommyrot - Feb 18, 2015 11:06:21 am PST #19702 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
As a kid, I was confused about cow sexuality, but that was because of all the cow-lesbianism I saw.
We didn't have bulls on our farm because they were dangerous. Which meant we had to determine when a cow was in heat before we'd call a breeder who's use a plastic glove that went up to his armpit and... you can guess the rest. My dad would stress to us the importance of telling him when a cow was in heat because if we missed it we'd have to wait a month until they were in heat again and we'd lose out on a month's milk production from that cow.
What we were told to watch for was when a cow was "riding" on another cow as if the first cow was a bull. This was called "bulling." If two cows were bulling and the cow on the bottom stood still, this meant the cow on the bottom was in heat and that the breeder needed to be called.
So for example, I'd tell my dad, "Number six was bulling number 37." My dad would ask, "Was number 37 standing still?" and I'd say, "Yes." That was it as far as I was concerned--I didn't' understand the reasons the cows behaved as they did.
amyth - Feb 18, 2015 11:31:09 am PST #19703 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Lots of ~ma, ND!
JZ - Feb 18, 2015 11:36:19 am PST #19704 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Audition~ma in abundance, ND!
brenda m - Feb 18, 2015 12:16:40 pm PST #19705 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Good luck, ND!
Holy wow, I might be going to India. No dates as yet but looking likely.
P.M. Marc - Feb 18, 2015 12:35:30 pm PST #19706 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Good luck, ND!
Lesbian cows. Wow.
And I'm a big hypocrite, because I would be alarmed and scandalized if I knew Tickybox was reading the same sort of stuff now.
She's reading some stuff on whatever that site with quizzes and stories is. A poke around says it's tame enough, but she keeps asking if she can read Winter Widow because she's a fucking troll.
Strix - Feb 18, 2015 12:41:30 pm PST #19707 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Brenda, how cool!
ION (X-post from FB)
Our Open House will be Sunday 3/1 not THIS Sunday!!!
SO relieved. This means we can slow our frantic pace and not be so freaking stressed and tired, and really make the house sparkle. I cannot even articulate how happy this news makes me. The only things better would be if someone drove up and gave me 500K in cash for the house right now. (HA!)
I am GIDDY. Just like I slammed a bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
Atropa - Feb 18, 2015 1:14:14 pm PST #19708 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
but she keeps asking if she can read Winter Widow
Your child is a MASSIVE troll, and I love her. I fear her teen years, but I love her.
P.M. Marc - Feb 18, 2015 1:27:07 pm PST #19709 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Such a goddamn troll. Also, she's appalled at the very thought of Stony. "What about Bucky!?! Or Sam??" was the response when she realized I wasn't kidding, people really ship that. But apparently is behind the idea of Dipper/Bill Cipher. This whole shipping madness comes from her cousin, who does it with the sincerity of a straight-laced early teen, strictly m/f. Unlike my child, who didn't, apparently, fall far from the tree.