Random thought during breakfast: what would happen if you ate a bunch of dry, uncooked steel-cut oats on an empty stomach? Would it soak up all the liquid in your tummy, leaving a semi-solid lump of oats?
Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
Spike ,'Lineage'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 15, 2014 3:16:20 am PDT #1968 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Laura - Jul 15, 2014 3:29:01 am PDT #1969 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Let us know if you test that theory, tommyrot.
I should have DH come talk to your trash guys, sarameg. He has formed a warm relationship with ours. Partly because he talks to everyone everywhere. Partly because with all the construction and so forth he talks to the guys all the time and helps load up the stuff, shares the mangoes, citrus, and bananas, etc. We never get hit with extra pickup fees and they take all kinds of stuff they shouldn't. I am generally pretty friendly and talky, but he takes it to a whole other level.
tommyrot - Jul 15, 2014 3:49:50 am PDT #1970 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Let us know if you test that theory, tommyrot.
My plan is to spread stories about it being the latest trend amongst kids and then get MythBusters to figure it out.
-t - Jul 15, 2014 4:17:14 am PDT #1971 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Brilliant plan.
I am pleased with my steak and egg burrito. Less than pleased with being awake. I could use another, oh, let's say week of sleep, that sounds about right.
Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2014 4:19:39 am PDT #1972 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I would like for someone to bring me steak and eggs. And coffee. Not enough sleep + whiny cats = sleepy grumpy human.
-t - Jul 15, 2014 4:29:38 am PDT #1973 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'll scan a burrito for you, Zen. I'm out of coffee, though. I'll get some at the office.
It's already "like Tatooine" out there. This does not bode well.
Kat - Jul 15, 2014 4:58:42 am PDT #1974 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
shrift, did the cleaning help? We don't keep veg in the veggie drawer because it's too cold no matter what. Does better on the shelves.
In other news, while I'm a district teacher of the year, my essays were not compelling to move me on to the next level of competition. Which makes sense. I'm not the Make-You-Cry-With-Emotion sappy sort.
Kat - Jul 15, 2014 4:59:18 am PDT #1975 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And thank you to Amy and Kristin for the reads and edits.
brenda m - Jul 15, 2014 5:08:18 am PDT #1976 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I'm always having issues with veggies freezing because I like my water super cold. It's a trade off.
Atropa - Jul 15, 2014 5:12:27 am PDT #1977 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
One kitten got her claws in the extendable duster and I dragged her across the kitchen like a cat mop.
Vlad thinks the Swiffer is his mortal enemy, and chases it. Of course, he also thinks the kitchen chairs are his mortal enemies.