tommy, you're not the ony guy who thought that - my BFF's father did too. How do I know this? The man had no boundaries. Even worse than me; I have some concept of appropriateness, at least.
If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
Buffy ,'Selfless'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Feb 18, 2015 8:55:50 am PST #19666 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Zenkitty - Feb 18, 2015 9:00:12 am PST #19667 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
oatmeal:
My boss just told me "None of it is your fault, really." Aw. "Not your fault" is among my favorite three-word phrases, along with "I love you", "you were right", and "have some chocolate".
Steph L. - Feb 18, 2015 9:03:45 am PST #19668 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Not your fault" is among my favorite three-word phrases, along with "I love you", "you were right", and "have some chocolate".
"Nice editing job." "There's more bourbon." "Damn, that ass!" (The last can be favorable commentary about your own ass, or as a means of drawing your attention to another fine, fine ass. Either way it's a win.)
-t - Feb 18, 2015 9:05:17 am PST #19669 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That was presented as a thing people do (to technically not be having sex) on Alpha House. Called "soaking".
Jessica - Feb 18, 2015 9:06:05 am PST #19670 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The raciest thing I was reading in 4th grade was probably Gone With The Wind, but I was definitely seeking out the naughty bits of Piers Anthony and Heinlein books by the time I was in middle school. In retrospect, absolutely terrible source material for learning anything about actual sexual relationships between human adults, but, well, puberty.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 18, 2015 9:10:30 am PST #19671 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I just want to go back in time and erase Piers Anthony from my brain. VC ANdrews and CLan of the Cave Bear are far superior, Piers Anthony just makes me feel icky now.
tommyrot - Feb 18, 2015 9:17:31 am PST #19672 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In more oversharing, I discovered masturbation by accident one night. Then I was mortified that I had sinned, because at one point I had tried to read the whole bible so I was familiar with Onan and God smiting him because Onan committed Onanism.
Zenkitty - Feb 18, 2015 9:22:37 am PST #19673 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Onan's sin wasn't masturbation, or even spilling his seed, so young tommyrot didn't need to worry! I remember this argument from Bible class in HS.
tommyrot - Feb 18, 2015 9:24:18 am PST #19674 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, I was told that later. So now I feel free to wank away!
meara - Feb 18, 2015 9:30:35 am PST #19675 of 30000
"Damn, that ass!" (The last can be favorable commentary about your own ass, or as a means of drawing your attention to another fine, fine ass. Either way it's a win.)
Another point where commas are crucial! "Damn that ass" without a comma would say to me you are wishing hellfire on a jackass...