Has this been seen?
They have re-enacted the history of warfare in one apartment with modified Nerf guns, ending with the Nerf equivalent of the atom bomb. Impressive.
Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Feb 17, 2015 8:43:44 am PST #19547 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger - Feb 17, 2015 8:46:06 am PST #19548 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
the version of the Toreador Song my dad likes to sing "Toreador don't spit on the floor/use the cuspidor/ that is what it's for".
Somehow we got the same father. Does he sing "Be kind to your web-footed friends/For a duck may be somebody's mother"?
So turn all those TV theme songs we are cluttering our brains up with into mnemonic devices for finding our keys.
The problem with this idea is that these songs are all potential earworms, so I'd find my keys but be stuck with a mental loop of the theme from "Branded."
Jesse - Feb 17, 2015 8:52:58 am PST #19549 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fuck, I really wish I had any excuse to work from home. I am so tired! And I have so much to do! I feel like getting here was basically all I had in me today, and that is not going to work.
-t - Feb 17, 2015 8:53:04 am PST #19550 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yes, Ginger!
-t - Feb 17, 2015 8:59:30 am PST #19551 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Someone gave me a pack of Sugar Babies while I wasn't here (apparently there was a lot of candy being handed out on Friday). They are not what I expected.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 17, 2015 9:01:14 am PST #19552 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I was always fascinated by the duck who might be somebody's mother! Like, a human with a duck mother? I was a wierd child.
aurelia - Feb 17, 2015 9:08:57 am PST #19553 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Racist cab driver is listening to Rush Limbaugh, sweet fancy Moses.
You got a cab today? I thought they were all in the loop refusing to pick up passengers.
shrift - Feb 17, 2015 9:09:18 am PST #19554 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have escaped the cab driver who clearly was a long time listener of Rush Limbaugh's rants. Rush was bloviating about liberal Democrats being literally insane, and how we've been brainwashed by Comedy Central and Stewart and Colbert.
I didn't inform him that he had an insane liberal in his car. I just threw away his card, which I'd already decided to do when he handed it over and said he'd even wave the $4 additional fee he usually charged for being able to speak English.
shrift - Feb 17, 2015 9:11:26 am PST #19555 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You got a cab today? I thought they were all in the loop refusing to pick up passengers.
I guess some of them decided to pick up people at the airport? Maybe this is why I got Mr. Racist. He probably didn't want to take part in anything any non-white people were doing.
bon bon - Feb 17, 2015 9:22:12 am PST #19556 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
"The Army is cancelled on Tuesday."
Army had half a day!