"The Army is cancelled on Tuesday."
"To other countries, terrorist groups, etc. If you want to invade us on Tuesday, go ahead and try. Good luck."
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2015 7:38:33 am PST #19544 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Feb 17, 2015 8:10:21 am PST #19545 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Does anyone remember the songs from the episode of Gilligan's Island where they did a musical version of Hamlet?
It is to be / or not to be/ that is the question/ that I ask of me...
shrift - Feb 17, 2015 8:22:03 am PST #19546 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Racist cab driver is listening to Rush Limbaugh, sweet fancy Moses.
Zenkitty - Feb 17, 2015 8:43:44 am PST #19547 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Has this been seen?
They have re-enacted the history of warfare in one apartment with modified Nerf guns, ending with the Nerf equivalent of the atom bomb. Impressive.
Ginger - Feb 17, 2015 8:46:06 am PST #19548 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
the version of the Toreador Song my dad likes to sing "Toreador don't spit on the floor/use the cuspidor/ that is what it's for".
Somehow we got the same father. Does he sing "Be kind to your web-footed friends/For a duck may be somebody's mother"?
So turn all those TV theme songs we are cluttering our brains up with into mnemonic devices for finding our keys.
The problem with this idea is that these songs are all potential earworms, so I'd find my keys but be stuck with a mental loop of the theme from "Branded."
Jesse - Feb 17, 2015 8:52:58 am PST #19549 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fuck, I really wish I had any excuse to work from home. I am so tired! And I have so much to do! I feel like getting here was basically all I had in me today, and that is not going to work.
-t - Feb 17, 2015 8:53:04 am PST #19550 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yes, Ginger!
-t - Feb 17, 2015 8:59:30 am PST #19551 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Someone gave me a pack of Sugar Babies while I wasn't here (apparently there was a lot of candy being handed out on Friday). They are not what I expected.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 17, 2015 9:01:14 am PST #19552 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I was always fascinated by the duck who might be somebody's mother! Like, a human with a duck mother? I was a wierd child.
aurelia - Feb 17, 2015 9:08:57 am PST #19553 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Racist cab driver is listening to Rush Limbaugh, sweet fancy Moses.
You got a cab today? I thought they were all in the loop refusing to pick up passengers.