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Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2015 5:49:59 am PST #19524 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has no one read "War of the Worlds"???

I don't think the Martians will come to Earth and invade--not after they've seen this Winter in Boston.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2015 5:58:58 am PST #19525 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't think our weather will discourage beings used to an average of -80°F, but all the coughing, sneezing, and runny noses should scare them off if they know what's good for them.


aurelia - Feb 17, 2015 6:19:47 am PST #19526 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Has anyone else ever wondered what a Fleet Foxes cover of the "Where oh where are you tonight" song from Hee Haw would sound like?


Zenkitty - Feb 17, 2015 6:23:14 am PST #19527 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

No, but I'm wondering it now.

Where oh where are you tonight

Why did you leave me here all alone?

I searched the world over and thought I found true love

You met another and pthhb you was gone!

Great. Why am I wasting neuron capacity remembering that stupid song instead of, say, all the Presidents in order.


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2015 6:27:02 am PST #19528 of 30000
brillig

Oh, god, it's in my head . . .


-t - Feb 17, 2015 6:27:02 am PST #19529 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You don't need to remember all the Presidents in order, you just need to remember where, for example, your keys are. So turn all those TV theme songs we are cluttering our brains up with into mnemonic devices for finding our keys.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 17, 2015 6:29:15 am PST #19530 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I remember THREE Hee-Haw songs, and now they are ALL in my head.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2015 6:32:08 am PST #19531 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does anyone remember the songs from the episode of Gilligan's Island where they did a musical version of Hamlet?

I ask to be, or not to be
That is the question that I ask of thee

Neither a borrower or lender be
Do not forget, stay out of debt


Amy - Feb 17, 2015 6:36:03 am PST #19532 of 30000
Because books.

Does anyone remember the songs from the episode of Gilligan's Island where they did a musical version of Hamlet?

No, but I am remembering the Brady Bunch doing Snow White.

This is a dangerous game.


aurelia - Feb 17, 2015 6:37:40 am PST #19533 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Does anyone remember the songs from the episode of Gilligan's Island where they did a musical version of Hamlet?

Oh yeah.

Now I want to turn the theme from The Greatest American Hero into a mnemonic device.