This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 17, 2015 6:29:15 am PST #19530 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I remember THREE Hee-Haw songs, and now they are ALL in my head.


tommyrot - Feb 17, 2015 6:32:08 am PST #19531 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does anyone remember the songs from the episode of Gilligan's Island where they did a musical version of Hamlet?

I ask to be, or not to be
That is the question that I ask of thee

Neither a borrower or lender be
Do not forget, stay out of debt


Amy - Feb 17, 2015 6:36:03 am PST #19532 of 30000
Because books.

Does anyone remember the songs from the episode of Gilligan's Island where they did a musical version of Hamlet?

No, but I am remembering the Brady Bunch doing Snow White.

This is a dangerous game.


aurelia - Feb 17, 2015 6:37:40 am PST #19533 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Does anyone remember the songs from the episode of Gilligan's Island where they did a musical version of Hamlet?

Oh yeah.

Now I want to turn the theme from The Greatest American Hero into a mnemonic device.


-t - Feb 17, 2015 6:38:35 am PST #19534 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh yes, I sing those all the time.

There's one other thing I ask of you
To thine ownself be true!

The second one always morphs into or gets tangled up with the version of the Toreador Song my dad likes to sing "Toreador don't spit on the floor/use the cuspidor/ that is what it's for". Which usually leads me to 'The Blue Danube Waltz by Johann Strauss/He lives in a house with Mickey Mouse" and eventually to the various Bugs Bunny operas.

I really like TJ's Gingerbread Coffee., btw.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 17, 2015 6:39:04 am PST #19535 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I personally liked the Moonlighting Version of Taming of the Shrew.


-t - Feb 17, 2015 6:39:14 am PST #19536 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Believe it or not, George isn't at home


-t - Feb 17, 2015 6:40:13 am PST #19537 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I personally liked the Moonlighting Version of Taming of the Shrew.

I think I liked it at the time but now all I can remember is the "we hate iambic pentameter" line at the end.


Sue - Feb 17, 2015 6:46:09 am PST #19538 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Yesterday, my chest/pecs was really achy from the little bit of shovelling I did. I thought, man I have no upper body strength. Then I made French onion soup, and while deglazing the pan, I got a lungful of red wine fumes that made me cough and cough for the rest of the night. Then around midnight, fever set in, and I realized that I wasn't necessarily weak as a kitten nor did I scorch my lungs with steam. I've got some kind of weird cold/flu, centred in my chest. I woke up sounding like Patti and/or Selma.

I have the day off and it's still looking like Hoth outside, so I am tucked in for the day, horrifying Oz with my renditions of Leonard Cohen tunes.


meara - Feb 17, 2015 6:50:23 am PST #19539 of 30000

Wow, I do not know any of these TV-Shakespeare collabs.

I got an early morning phone call from a site in Nebraska. Darn them and their central time! But I got up and had my pancakes and coffee. And am now dilly-dallying. Four more days til vacation...

Feel better, Sue!