Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?

'The Message'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Feb 13, 2015 10:52:50 am PST #19268 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

"Has anyone seen my office? It seems to have gotten lost in the move. Kind of generic but functional. It has four walls and a door not made out of glass. If you find it, please drop it off at my cubicle."

Love. I want her for a doctor.

Today's latest news is that I have to replace my 275 gallon fuel oil tank sooner rather than later. It's over 50 years old and nicely rusted at the bottom. If there's a spill or leak, it turns in to a major environmental disaster that requires calling the Dept. of Environmental Protection and clean up fees that could run into the tens of thousands. A quick google tells me that replacing the tank is going to run me about $2100. There goes my tax refund.


msbelle - Feb 13, 2015 10:55:18 am PST #19269 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Maria, at least it's something sexy, right? Fuel oil tanks are hawt.


Maria - Feb 13, 2015 11:04:23 am PST #19270 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Fuel oil tanks are hawt.

Totally.

(I see what you did there, missy.)


msbelle - Feb 13, 2015 11:09:48 am PST #19271 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Funnies.


Jessica - Feb 13, 2015 11:26:40 am PST #19272 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Are you sure your co-workers aren't going to surprise you with a going away something or other, Jess? In case leaving early would mess that up, I mean.

No, my leaving drinks were last week (with another co-worker who resigned a week earlier than I did).


Zenkitty - Feb 13, 2015 11:27:25 am PST #19273 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In re moving: I have, in the past, made "happy moving day" baskets for friends. Contents will include (yes, a lightbulb), a flashlight, toilet paper, paper plates and plastic flatware and, since most of my friends are women, tampons.

This is an excellent idea!

Hiding Avengers Valentine cards all around the house is also a brilliant idea, and fair warning, I'm going to steal it the next time I have a SO on Valentine's Day.

Why does it always happen that the day my sister decides to come visit, my house is a wreck?


-t - Feb 13, 2015 11:48:24 am PST #19274 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My house, even though it was a foreclosure, came with blinds installed in some of the windows (some broken, but there) and light fixtures in most of the rooms (bare wires in the bathroom and just no lights in the living room), light bulbs in most of the fixtures, plates on most of the switches and some of the outlets, and a working fridge. Not bad!


Sue - Feb 13, 2015 11:59:00 am PST #19275 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Today's latest news is that I have to replace my 275 gallon fuel oil tank sooner rather than later. It's over 50 years old and nicely rusted at the bottom. If there's a spill or leak, it turns in to a major environmental disaster that requires calling the Dept. of Environmental Protection and clean up fees that could run into the tens of thousands. A quick google tells me that replacing the tank is going to run me about $2100. There goes my tax refund.

50 years old!! We are usually forced to replace them after 10 years if outside and 15 if inside.

I admit, I got 6 on the Cosmo quiz. But that was by picking the worst names.


amyth - Feb 13, 2015 12:05:19 pm PST #19276 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

flea, I'm sorry about the house. How frustrating!

Jesse, I think a wardrobe of glasses sounds awesome.

Daniel and I got crossbows for each other for Valentine's Day.

Ha! Love it.


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2015 12:06:41 pm PST #19277 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hiding Avengers Valentine cards all around the house is also a brilliant idea

I haven't actually gone to the CVS yet, but it's in my near future. I am chock full of procrastination today.