You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Jul 14, 2014 10:01:08 am PDT #1919 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

No way I'd call that image pornographic. Weird the way the world changes.


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2014 10:06:12 am PDT #1920 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm pretty sure sharing prescriptions isn't something you should be doing in public.

Then how will I get my sweet sweet Lipitor fix?

t edit Just kidding, NSA. My dad takes enough Lipitor for the whole family. I steal his.


shrift - Jul 14, 2014 10:21:38 am PDT #1921 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was going to call to make a salon appointment, but it looks like my stylist is no longer there so now I have the onerous task of picking a new stylist.

Clearly the universe made my morning commute nice to balance out the "NOOOOOOOO!" of this afternoon.


P.M. Marc - Jul 14, 2014 10:28:39 am PDT #1922 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I hope an extra hour in the ball pit sticks around and spreads.

I just keep trying to NOT find the ball pit situation hilarious and failing.


Kat - Jul 14, 2014 10:32:28 am PDT #1923 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

So pubic hair is offensive?


Kat - Jul 14, 2014 10:35:51 am PDT #1924 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

What ball pit situation? I'm thinking of that sweet sweet hour of free ball pit time at Ikea, but I think it must be something else?


P.M. Marc - Jul 14, 2014 10:42:54 am PDT #1925 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What ball pit situation? I'm thinking of that sweet sweet hour of free ball pit time at Ikea, but I think it must be something else?

It's the big takeaway from the Dash Con debacle. When ticketholders for a promised event were told it wasn't happening, they were told they could have an extra hour in the ball pit to make up for it, the ball pit apparently being a kiddie pool randomly filled with balls.


Kat - Jul 14, 2014 10:51:54 am PDT #1926 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

That really stinks. Ticketholders should be given something better than that. Like maybe a lanyard?

hahahaha.

lanyards.

I'm re-reading the fake death debacle from 2007.


sarameg - Jul 14, 2014 11:21:52 am PDT #1927 of 30000

Lightning map is vastly underestimating the activity outside. Swim might be prevented tonight....

Ball pit. Can't even.


Connie Neil - Jul 14, 2014 12:07:41 pm PDT #1928 of 30000
brillig

Got your email, ita. I'll try to ship soon.