She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Feb 11, 2015 5:36:17 am PST #18949 of 30000
Because books.

That's horrifying, amyth. Jesus.

Do I want to know what's happening with Little League?

Off to meet a woman who's opening a French bakery/grocery here in town, and may have a job for me. (The editing is awesome but in no way fulltime, at least not paywise.) I'm dreaming of brioche.


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2015 5:40:48 am PST #18950 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was up past midnight last night, so I slept an hour late this morning and then drove to work to partially make up for the late start. I'm so tired I went through the McDonalds drive-through, ordered and paid for my food and drove off without picking it up. I realized my mistake a half a block away, so that wasn't so bad.

Vaguely related, yesterday I saw a 1980s Japanese McDonalds commercial which talked about their new drive-through. They said "drive-through" in English, not Japanese.


flea - Feb 11, 2015 5:40:51 am PST #18951 of 30000
information libertarian

The seller came down a lot on price before the inspection, and feel like she doesn't need to come down more. But we bid low because we felt the house was overpriced and it needed a lot of cosmetic work. The electric stuff didn't come out until inspection. It's a lot of bullshit little stuff (hot water heater doesn't have a required expansion tank, chimney needs a cap, which we can tell because there are animal bones on top of the hot water heater, etc.), but it adds up.


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2015 5:41:44 am PST #18952 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do I want to know what's happening with Little League?

A sad thing. The south Chicago team that won had its title stripped because they had team members from outside of their region and lied about it.


-t - Feb 11, 2015 5:42:28 am PST #18953 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ooooh, Amy, that sounds pretty wonderful.

Thanks, guys! Good birthday so far: Wonder Woman underwear, penguin socks, breakfast out with leftovers for lunch, I've got a cupcake from yesterday for later, and my co-workers decorated my cube (also with a cupcake theme). Still have actual work to do, which is not ideal, but not so bad.

I'll try to remember to look up the Little League stuff later, I don't think I want depressing news right now.

ETA: argh, flea. Couldn't just be easy, could it?


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2015 5:43:30 am PST #18954 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, Birthday Happies, -t!! Cupcakes!


brenda m - Feb 11, 2015 5:47:41 am PST #18955 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's pretty much all they're talking about here this morning.


P.M. Marc - Feb 11, 2015 5:51:42 am PST #18956 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The seller came down a lot on price before the inspection, and feel like she doesn't need to come down more. But we bid low because we felt the house was overpriced and it needed a lot of cosmetic work. The electric stuff didn't come out until inspection. It's a lot of bullshit little stuff (hot water heater doesn't have a required expansion tank, chimney needs a cap, which we can tell because there are animal bones on top of the hot water heater, etc.), but it adds up.

What kind of electric code violations? Old wiring, or poorly done wiring that's newer?

I dunno. We accepted the offer on our rental that didn't ask for an inspection, because we can't actually afford to put any money into the house, and it's old, and inspections turn up a lot of things, most of which aren't critical fixes. So I can sympathize if she feels she won't put anything more into it--if she was asking too much, I wonder if she had a pretty specific break even point like we did.

Which reminds me, smooth closing ~ma, please. God, I don't even give a shit about the capital gains that is going to bite us in the ass later if this sale goes through and we stop being accidental landlords.

(The offer was over asking, too. Inventory is a joke around here right now.)


flea - Feb 11, 2015 6:00:56 am PST #18957 of 30000
information libertarian

In our case, the seller and her late husband bought the house for $16,450 in 1964. So, I'm assuming it's paid for. The electrical problems we asked to have fixed are double-taps in the (modern) fuse box, illegal splicing, and ungrounded outlets and uncovered floor outlets. All work that the seller had done (or, possibly, did themselves, but I doubt it.) There are a zillion things we're NOT asking for compensation on (like the ac unit dating to 1985 that will probably die as soon as we move in). We deliberately kept it to material defects that could be proved by inspection.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 11, 2015 6:12:26 am PST #18958 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday -t!

One of the editors that hit me with the tidal wave of short-deadline work was unable to turn some of it over to me by yesterday, so the deadline has magically been extended. Amazing!