This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - Feb 06, 2015 12:32:32 pm PST #18500 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

You are also Brave, woman.

I insist on Puffs Plus tissues. I use them so often you'd think economy would be the move, but no. I like skin on the end of my nose, thanks, and the Puffs Plus has the looootion. And they are thicker and plusher, besides. I'll scrimp on TP, but not on nose-tissue.

Of course, we have to get regular tissue for the glasses and the odd jobs sort of uses. Not wasting the loooootion, nuh-uh.

Sending all you sickies get-betters and the good tissues, with the (say it with me and Peanut) looootion.


Atropa - Feb 06, 2015 12:38:53 pm PST #18501 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Says the woman who bathed two cats Wednesday and walked away unblooded. I am the Kitty Whisperer.

We could have used your skills at the House o' Reason today. Ruthven did NOT want to go in the kitty carrier to visit the vet (his annual medication check), and I am now sporting some impressive scratches.


SuziQ - Feb 06, 2015 12:48:18 pm PST #18502 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I insist on Puffs Plus tissues.

As do I. But somehow we ended up with Puffs regular and it JUST ISN"T THE SAME.


Sheryl - Feb 06, 2015 12:59:28 pm PST #18503 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'm so sorry, -t.


Katerina Bee - Feb 06, 2015 1:28:07 pm PST #18504 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

The secret to my success was a) clip the nails the day before and b) the bath bag.

Just a mesh laundry bag with the corner cut out the size of a cat's neck, and the draw string put into the new hole. This muffles the front feet and the intrepid cat wrangler can just hang on to the neck part. They calm down when allowed to stand on their own four feet, but never will they like being dunked into a tub of water.

Too bad! I don't like having their fleas.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 06, 2015 2:29:50 pm PST #18505 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am allergic to Puffs Plus. It is tragic.


beekaytee - Feb 06, 2015 2:49:50 pm PST #18506 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Uh, what, bonny? What happened?

Notes in bitches, Zen. It's a time of massive change in this little 'ol life o mine.


Beverly - Feb 06, 2015 2:54:18 pm PST #18507 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I am allergic to Puffs Plus. It is tragic.

It IS. I can't even imagine. I'd have to switch to lawn hankies, and laundry, and I don't EVEN want to think about it. I'm very sorry, Sophia.


Miracleman - Feb 06, 2015 3:05:22 pm PST #18508 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Applied at the library.

Whew. I'm all dizzy with the running around and the screaming and the stuff and the guys.

I'm just gonna sit down over here and...you know, like...sit and...

...


Ginger - Feb 06, 2015 3:17:14 pm PST #18509 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ever since they started making non-lotion Puffs, it seems like only about a quarter of the Puffs' shelf space is devoted to Puffs Plus. That spaces is frequently empty.