But she was naked! And all... articulate!

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Feb 06, 2015 9:26:20 am PST #18494 of 30000
information libertarian

Fingers crossed for the job needers!

Conversation with a library patron just now:
"Can I have a pair of scissors? I need to cut a hole in my purse because the zipper broke."
"Sure, here you go."
"Also, can I get the Complete Kama Sutra, and the Holy Koran?"
"Yes, let me go get those for you. I'll need to hold your ID." [we hold ID for frequently stolen books, which category includes both of these]
"I know, that's why I need the scissors."


esse - Feb 06, 2015 9:44:53 am PST #18495 of 30000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I'm so sorry, -t. And all my ~ma to Amy.

flea that is absolutely confusing.

I got an MMR booster yesterday. No chance taking here.


Jesse - Feb 06, 2015 10:10:10 am PST #18496 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"I know, that's why I need the scissors."

Perfect.


Sue - Feb 06, 2015 11:43:26 am PST #18497 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I woke up this morning with a sore throat and a 3ft snow drift on my steps. I shovelled and called in sick, cancelled my hair appointment, and went back to bed. I woke up at 3:45. I can't remember the last time I actually slept all day, even when sick.


SuziQ - Feb 06, 2015 11:48:13 am PST #18498 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Coughing and snotting bite big time. Worse - buying more tissue and it ends up being really thin and flimsy and not up to demands.

Betrayed by my tissue.


Katerina Bee - Feb 06, 2015 11:55:06 am PST #18499 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

Awwww.... sorry about Wednesday, -t. Sending hugs, because I've been there with a pet so many times... but the four-foots, they are good to have around even when they don't live long enough to suit me.

Says the woman who bathed two cats Wednesday and walked away unblooded. I am the Kitty Whisperer.


Beverly - Feb 06, 2015 12:32:32 pm PST #18500 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

You are also Brave, woman.

I insist on Puffs Plus tissues. I use them so often you'd think economy would be the move, but no. I like skin on the end of my nose, thanks, and the Puffs Plus has the looootion. And they are thicker and plusher, besides. I'll scrimp on TP, but not on nose-tissue.

Of course, we have to get regular tissue for the glasses and the odd jobs sort of uses. Not wasting the loooootion, nuh-uh.

Sending all you sickies get-betters and the good tissues, with the (say it with me and Peanut) looootion.


Atropa - Feb 06, 2015 12:38:53 pm PST #18501 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Says the woman who bathed two cats Wednesday and walked away unblooded. I am the Kitty Whisperer.

We could have used your skills at the House o' Reason today. Ruthven did NOT want to go in the kitty carrier to visit the vet (his annual medication check), and I am now sporting some impressive scratches.


SuziQ - Feb 06, 2015 12:48:18 pm PST #18502 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I insist on Puffs Plus tissues.

As do I. But somehow we ended up with Puffs regular and it JUST ISN"T THE SAME.


Sheryl - Feb 06, 2015 12:59:28 pm PST #18503 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'm so sorry, -t.