When strangers come up to me and tell me Jesus loves me, I've always been tempted to say smilingly, "Yes, I know. But He hates you."
And then walk away.
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2015 4:10:57 pm PST #18209 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
javachik - Feb 03, 2015 4:11:44 pm PST #18210 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
U R TURBLE. Hahahaha Tommyrot.
WindSparrow - Feb 03, 2015 4:13:47 pm PST #18211 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
You know, I get really excited about nutrition. Possibly because it is so closely allied to food, which is certainly something I get a great deal of pleasure from. My brain is scrambling to recall if I have crossed the line from shaking my pom-poms for fruits and veggies, and other tasty, healthy items and gone into the intrusive, binder-wielding country. I certainly hope not.
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2015 4:18:42 pm PST #18212 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ever since Romney, binders have gotten such a bad reputation.
-t - Feb 03, 2015 4:20:43 pm PST #18213 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Binders full of concern trolls?
Ginger - Feb 03, 2015 5:05:48 pm PST #18214 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I don't know how to make one from scratch, I don't know where I can buy preformed shapes of a certain size to make my task easier
Do you know anyone who welds? All you need to start with is a basic animal shape made of rebar.
We had fiberglass baseballs.
Jesse - Feb 03, 2015 5:08:36 pm PST #18215 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How big does it have to be? I just googled topiary goat: [link]
Kat - Feb 03, 2015 5:22:24 pm PST #18216 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I am saying it. The goat topiary is adorable!
I bought a non-official wedding cake today! on the cheap since I didn't say it was for a wedding.
-t - Feb 03, 2015 5:26:54 pm PST #18217 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yay cake!
Oh, man, that topiary goat frame is too cute! I had no idea.
-t - Feb 03, 2015 5:31:46 pm PST #18218 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
There is nothing to stop me from filling my front yard with topiary! My horizons just widened considerably.