Whenever I hear people talking about goats, all I can think of is:
You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats, please press "1" or say "goats".
Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!
'Sleeper'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SailAweigh - Feb 03, 2015 3:28:38 pm PST #18202 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
EpicTangent - Feb 03, 2015 3:31:31 pm PST #18203 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
"You see any goats? No, 'cuz I sacrificed 'em!"
Atropa - Feb 03, 2015 3:40:49 pm PST #18204 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Anyone trying to confront me with nutrition binders would not get a polite response. Possibly a felonious response.
I would have blinked a few times, than said, "No thanks, all of my nutritional needs are taken care of with human blood". And then smiled really slowly and widely.
Atropa - Feb 03, 2015 3:41:36 pm PST #18205 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Because if someone is going to be That Kind of Rude, they deserve an unsettling and creepy response.
Laura - Feb 03, 2015 3:41:58 pm PST #18206 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
But because I've happened to lose a few pounds, I look "great." We is fucked up in this society. Fucked UP.
I blew up on my MIL about this a while back. She went on and on for the millionth time about how great a relative looks. The woman she admires is a drunk who smokes and has baked her skin in the sun for a decade or so. Yes, she is skinny. She also has alligator skin and looks 10 years older than she is from body abuse. Skinny does not equal healthy.
Also, sending the hugs and ~ma where needed or desired.
Juliebird - Feb 03, 2015 3:45:42 pm PST #18207 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Mmm, zentangled goats, that's nice. I love zentangles. My mum has a dried gourd with zentangles carved into it, its gorgeous.
I loved that Sprint commercial with the screaming goat(s) and the donkey.
-t - Feb 03, 2015 3:55:17 pm PST #18208 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, how I wish I had the presence of mind to give Jilli's response when called for. That's wonderful.
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2015 4:10:57 pm PST #18209 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When strangers come up to me and tell me Jesus loves me, I've always been tempted to say smilingly, "Yes, I know. But He hates you."
And then walk away.
javachik - Feb 03, 2015 4:11:44 pm PST #18210 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
U R TURBLE. Hahahaha Tommyrot.
WindSparrow - Feb 03, 2015 4:13:47 pm PST #18211 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
You know, I get really excited about nutrition. Possibly because it is so closely allied to food, which is certainly something I get a great deal of pleasure from. My brain is scrambling to recall if I have crossed the line from shaking my pom-poms for fruits and veggies, and other tasty, healthy items and gone into the intrusive, binder-wielding country. I certainly hope not.