Nanita, was she part of some pyramid scheme diet, I wonder? Either way, super rude.

Nope! They were the binders she brought from the company health fair.

I just spoke to a colleague about it. S says J is obsessed with health because of all her myriad health issues. But S thinks it's REALLY weird that she brought nutrition binders to my office.

She just wants to be HELPFUL. Surely you would be as eager as she to explore this information if you just KNEW about it. It's so SIMPLE. She just needs a chance to tell you all about it.

Connie, I'd bet a hunna dollars that exactly what she thinks.

Yeah, she's just Concerned About Your Health.

I'm so stuck on the fiberglass goats I can't think of anything else. I'm picturing them zentangled. They are pretty. Very pretty.

One of them has a single horn and keeps butting Nanita's weird coworker. Not goring her, mind you - just knocking the wind out of her so she can't keep saying crap.

Whenever I hear people talking about goats, all I can think of is:

You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats, please press "1" or say "goats".

"You see any goats? No, 'cuz I sacrificed 'em!"

Anyone trying to confront me with nutrition binders would not get a polite response. Possibly a felonious response.

I would have blinked a few times, than said, "No thanks, all of my nutritional needs are taken care of with human blood". And then smiled really slowly and widely.

Because if someone is going to be That Kind of Rude, they deserve an unsettling and creepy response.

But because I've happened to lose a few pounds, I look "great." We is fucked up in this society. Fucked UP.

I blew up on my MIL about this a while back. She went on and on for the millionth time about how great a relative looks. The woman she admires is a drunk who smokes and has baked her skin in the sun for a decade or so. Yes, she is skinny. She also has alligator skin and looks 10 years older than she is from body abuse. Skinny does not equal healthy.

Also, sending the hugs and ~ma where needed or desired.