Tell them you want to see the FedEx tracking slips.

I am currently fostering some orphaned baby field mice

Just keep them away from Little Bunny Foo-Foo!!!

Why do I have so much work left to do this week?? On the up side (?) I have very few plans this weekend, so could do some of later without too much pain, but still.

Tell them you want to see the FedEx tracking slips.

I don't even want to know how to cite them in the references, though.

Which night? Citation needed.

*snerk*

Just keep them away from Little Bunny Foo-Foo!!!

There will be NO head-bonking of my little orphans!

The first is much simpler, while the second would require a gift letter and could subject you to taxes on the amount above $14,000.

The gift tax is horrendously complicated. I read a lot about it to make sure my mother wouldn't have to pay tax on the money she's been giving me. The person who gives the money, not the recipient, owes the tax. Amounts above $14,000 a year are classified as "taxable" and should be reported on their own special, incomprehensible form. However, and it's a big however, the current lifetime exemption for gifts is $5 million, so the taxable amount only kicks in after someone has given away $5 million. It's a tax designed to keep rich people from using gifts to reduce the estate tax.

Note: I am not an IRS agent. YTaxesMV.

I love it when I can overhear my coworkers on the phone. A lot of our calls are routine, but you know you've got a doozy when the librarian says, "Well ma'am, this is the public library..." (and now, we did not call you this morning to offer you a discount on your electricity bill.)

The best call ever was when my boss said to the caller, "Well, I think manna is a spiritual food, so I can't tell you the nutritional content of it." (Which led to me looking up manna in Wikipedia and discovering there were intellectual debates about whether people who survived on manna pooped or not.)

The gift tax is horrendously complicated. I read a lot about it to make sure my mother wouldn't have to pay tax on the money she's been giving me. The person who gives the money, not the recipient, owes the tax. Amounts above $14,000 a year are classified as "taxable" and should be reported on their own special, incomprehensible form. However, and it's a big however, the current lifetime exemption for gifts is $5 million, so the taxable amount only kicks in after someone has given away $5 million. It's a tax designed to keep rich people from using gifts to reduce the estate tax.

No, you're right. I was relying on my memory instead of looking it up again.

I didn't mean to provide anyone with bogus info.

From tales of "my manager actually understands me": we had our post-release review meeting, and one of the items in the GOOD column was "Witchcraft is alive. Don't piss off the witch".

If you google it, it's amazing how many sites simply say, "Gifts over $14,000 are taxable" without saying to whom or noting that there are exceptions, much less that lifetime exemption.