There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.

Jasmine ,'Power Play'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2015 10:26:18 am PST #17669 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Which night? Citation needed.

*snerk*


EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2015 10:27:43 am PST #17670 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Just keep them away from Little Bunny Foo-Foo!!!

There will be NO head-bonking of my little orphans!


Ginger - Jan 30, 2015 10:44:52 am PST #17671 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The first is much simpler, while the second would require a gift letter and could subject you to taxes on the amount above $14,000.

The gift tax is horrendously complicated. I read a lot about it to make sure my mother wouldn't have to pay tax on the money she's been giving me. The person who gives the money, not the recipient, owes the tax. Amounts above $14,000 a year are classified as "taxable" and should be reported on their own special, incomprehensible form. However, and it's a big however, the current lifetime exemption for gifts is $5 million, so the taxable amount only kicks in after someone has given away $5 million. It's a tax designed to keep rich people from using gifts to reduce the estate tax.

Note: I am not an IRS agent. YTaxesMV.


flea - Jan 30, 2015 10:45:05 am PST #17672 of 30000
information libertarian

I love it when I can overhear my coworkers on the phone. A lot of our calls are routine, but you know you've got a doozy when the librarian says, "Well ma'am, this is the public library..." (and now, we did not call you this morning to offer you a discount on your electricity bill.)

The best call ever was when my boss said to the caller, "Well, I think manna is a spiritual food, so I can't tell you the nutritional content of it." (Which led to me looking up manna in Wikipedia and discovering there were intellectual debates about whether people who survived on manna pooped or not.)


Maria - Jan 30, 2015 10:48:51 am PST #17673 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

The gift tax is horrendously complicated. I read a lot about it to make sure my mother wouldn't have to pay tax on the money she's been giving me. The person who gives the money, not the recipient, owes the tax. Amounts above $14,000 a year are classified as "taxable" and should be reported on their own special, incomprehensible form. However, and it's a big however, the current lifetime exemption for gifts is $5 million, so the taxable amount only kicks in after someone has given away $5 million. It's a tax designed to keep rich people from using gifts to reduce the estate tax.

No, you're right. I was relying on my memory instead of looking it up again.

I didn't mean to provide anyone with bogus info.


Atropa - Jan 30, 2015 10:57:00 am PST #17674 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

From tales of "my manager actually understands me": we had our post-release review meeting, and one of the items in the GOOD column was "Witchcraft is alive. Don't piss off the witch".


Ginger - Jan 30, 2015 10:58:54 am PST #17675 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If you google it, it's amazing how many sites simply say, "Gifts over $14,000 are taxable" without saying to whom or noting that there are exceptions, much less that lifetime exemption.


meara - Jan 30, 2015 11:03:32 am PST #17676 of 30000

Probably the people who have over 15k to give are assumed to have lawyers and accountants?

I want to refinance but don't want to have to put the rent money my roommate gives me on my taxes. Dilemma.


javachik - Jan 30, 2015 11:09:22 am PST #17677 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Probably the people who have over 15k to give are assumed to have lawyers and accountants?

They'd be wrong, at least in my case.


Connie Neil - Jan 30, 2015 11:29:42 am PST #17678 of 30000
brillig

Al these stories are convincing me that renting continues to be a good idea.