...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Jan 30, 2015 9:16:10 am PST #17654 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Suzi, I'm around if you have questions too. It's not an impossible process, but it requires attention to detail and lots of document gathering.

I will, however, tell you to under no circumstances, even attempt to open up any new lines of credit until you have closed on your house. It will cause you untold grief and teeth gnashing. Also don't make any drastic financial moves. They will question everything.

You and your father should also discuss how exactly he is going to help you. Is he co-signing or his he giving you money to use for a down payment? The first is much simpler, while the second would require a gift letter and could subject you to taxes on the amount above $14,000.

The thing to remember is that the bank will want to know the provenance of your money. They are hyper-aware of the potential for shadiness.


flea - Jan 30, 2015 9:24:08 am PST #17655 of 30000
information libertarian

Yes, for example, when I signed an agreement to lease a trombone for Casper's school band last October, they apparently ran a credit report, so now the mortgage lender needs documentation (which I have, but still) of her $28-a-month trombone habit. Any credit reports pulled in the last 6 months they'll want documentation, on, they told me. And in my first mortgage, my stepfather gave us a gift of money, and we had to produce a letter from him documenting the gift.


esse - Jan 30, 2015 9:25:20 am PST #17656 of 30000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

It is a sad morning when you are able to sleep in an extra hour but forgot to turn the ringer off on your phone and get periodically woken by people trying to reach you first thing.

I am off to San Diego Sunday. Do we have people in San Diego? I'm down there for business so I don't know how much time I'll have. The best thing I did in 2014 was get a TSA precheck number.


EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2015 9:31:32 am PST #17657 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Me! I am a person in San Diego! (A dark grey, lurky person this week, but still). To the best of my knowledge, the only 'ffista in San Diego.

I am currently fostering some orphaned baby field mice (looong story), so my schedule is a little tricky with feeding them every 4 hours or so, but I'd be happy to try to make something work, if possible!


Maria - Jan 30, 2015 9:35:02 am PST #17658 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

The best thing I did in 2014 was get a TSA precheck number.

Oh hell yes. That's even more important than my elite frequent flyer status. I'm going to be sad when it's no longer predominantly limited to people who travel a lot.

And in my first mortgage, my stepfather gave us a gift of money, and we had to produce a letter from him documenting the gift.

When Rob and I bought the house in MD, we used the money we received as wedding gifts for the escrow funds. A lot of it was cash. I don't remember how we got out of proving that it was all gifts. The rest were checks, and I had to pull up the photocopies (glad I did that).


Theodosia - Jan 30, 2015 9:48:34 am PST #17659 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

There's a Dental Convention in Boston this weekend, and I gave a dental student a complicated ride there, so we talked a lot about it and our mutual dental experiences.

I'm going to have dental insurance again (thank you Obamacare) so I may even seen a dentist again. Whee?


Steph L. - Jan 30, 2015 10:03:32 am PST #17660 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just changed the inappropriate use of "literally" in an article, and I feel drunk with power.


Tom Scola - Jan 30, 2015 10:07:16 am PST #17661 of 30000
hwæt

👍👌✌️👏👊


SuziQ - Jan 30, 2015 10:12:45 am PST #17662 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Thanks Maria and flea. Dad is just co-signing to help offset my horrible credit. I haven't used any credit since moving to Colorado - our house was almost foreclosed on and I ended up with all the debt accumulated during our marriage, so I've been working on paying that off. I've made a few slips on paying medical bills and I'm not sure what else.

I have put in requests for my credit reports and will spend the next couple of months reviewing/cleaning those as best as possible if there is anything I can "fix".

Current plan for the downpayment is borrowing against my 401k. I know it isn't the wisest thing, but I'd rather do that than try to fight for a zero down loan.


EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2015 10:15:23 am PST #17663 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Steph, I am mentally giving you a gif with someone clapping with glee in appreciation of that. I am almost as thrilled as if I had done it myself.

Although also, WTH? Who's writing a medical article for a professional journal and using literally wrong? Heavens above, they're winning this war, aren't they?