Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 27, 2015 5:54:29 am PST #17184 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Hmmm someone just responded to a work email from me and called me Becky. No.


Callaluna - Jan 27, 2015 5:57:37 am PST #17185 of 30000

amyth, Luna got her postcard! I'll post a pic on FB in a minute.


P.M. Marc - Jan 27, 2015 6:01:00 am PST #17186 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

OMG, NO ONE EVER LET MY FAMILY TALK ON FACEBOOK EVER!

Sigh.

This post brought to you by OMG, MOTHER! I AM GOING TO CRAW UNDER A TABLE NOW AND BOGGLE.

She has, like, negative tact. I swear to god. Negative tact and not a clue. I love her, but wow.


-t - Jan 27, 2015 6:02:44 am PST #17187 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh my god, Becky!

Friday jury duty does not seem right.

I picked up breakfast at Panera this morning to eat my desk. It is delicious, but I don't know how people eat breakfast at work as a regular thin. It is exponentially harder that eating lunch at my desk.


Steph L. - Jan 27, 2015 6:06:15 am PST #17188 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

She has, like, negative tact. I swear to god. Negative tact and not a clue. I love her, but wow.

I saw that and thought, dang, MY mom would do that, too. Like, she's just stating a fact...that happens to be insulting to someone standing right there. But it's JUST A FACT! Lots of people don't feel that way, so it's okay!

My mom would totally do that. (Actually, I have an aunt who does that on the regular. I'll post a picture after a haircut and she'll comment with "I liked your hair longer." OKAY THEN.)


Amy - Jan 27, 2015 6:09:17 am PST #17189 of 30000
Because books.

Oh, MOM. Oops.


aurelia - Jan 27, 2015 6:10:42 am PST #17190 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Ha! msbelle is so not a Becky.

When I had jury a couple of years ago it was Friday, February 14. I got a lot of reading done that day.


Maria - Jan 27, 2015 6:13:25 am PST #17191 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Ugh, Plei. Tone deaf. I'm sorry the family is riding the tactless wave this week.

Becky? Oh hell no. msbelle, you may be the nicest, but I'm not. I know people. You want that the offender should disappear?


sj - Jan 27, 2015 6:19:02 am PST #17192 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ha! msbelle is so not a Becky.

My first thought as well. Why would you ever shorten someone's name without knowing that they went by that nickname? Especially in a business setting.

Plei, ugh. I'm sorry your family is being so difficult this week.


DavidS - Jan 27, 2015 6:24:06 am PST #17193 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This post brought to you by OMG, MOTHER! I AM GOING TO CRAW UNDER A TABLE NOW AND BOGGLE.

On the plus side, now that your brother and mother have both checked in this week with their their particular character sets, we appreciate your awesomeness EVEN MORE.