Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'

Xander ,'End of Days'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Jan 22, 2015 7:37:10 am PST #16608 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

MM, I'm sorry for your loss.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2015 7:39:25 am PST #16609 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay people, STOP DYING. Right now. I decree from now on, immortality for everyone. Also no sickness or poverty, and everybody gets a house with a unicorn in the backyard.


Amy - Jan 22, 2015 7:40:52 am PST #16610 of 30000
Because books.

Also no sickness or poverty, and everybody gets a house with a unicorn in the backyard.

Could we have someone to clean up the unicorn poop, too?


Jessica - Jan 22, 2015 7:43:13 am PST #16611 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If unicorn poop doesn't clean itself up by turning into lavender-scented rainbows, I have been severely misinformed.


Jesse - Jan 22, 2015 7:44:24 am PST #16612 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm sorry, MM. Even when it's not unexpected, it can still be really sad.


Amy - Jan 22, 2015 7:48:34 am PST #16613 of 30000
Because books.

If unicorn poop doesn't clean itself up by turning into lavender-scented rainbows, I have been severely misinformed.

Of course! What was I thinking.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 22, 2015 7:51:04 am PST #16614 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think unicorns (and pegasuses) are magical creatures that do not poop.

Relatedly, I always wondered how the pushmi-pullyu pooped.


brenda m - Jan 22, 2015 7:53:55 am PST #16615 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Okay people, STOP DYING. Right now. I decree from now on, immortality for everyone. Also no sickness or poverty, and everybody gets a house with a unicorn in the backyard.

I did get good news yesterday. The cancer diagnosis I mentioned (here or FB? Can't remember) is looking less dire after further testing. It's still going to be a rough rode, but the initial indications were that Things were Imminent. So that's huge.

(If I didn't mention here: not me. A very close family friend whose cancer diagnosis we learned on the Wednesday of ita week.)


Una - Jan 22, 2015 8:04:54 am PST #16616 of 30000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

My freezer has several pies' worth of blueberries that I picked last summer, waiting for me to pie them.

Not sure that they mail well, though. Sigh.

At least I can wish for (literal and/or figurative) sunshine for everyone.


Kiba Rika - Jan 22, 2015 8:05:37 am PST #16617 of 30000
I may have to seize the cat.

Love to all with losses and illnesses.

Things are moving in the direction of me getting the window-office. I'm oddly anxious about the whole thing. I think it's because right now, I'm in a suite with my graduate assistants, and I feel like once I'm in an office far from them, I won't see them anymore. They are, at this point, my only colleagues, so it will be very lonely never seeing them.