If unicorn poop doesn't clean itself up by turning into lavender-scented rainbows, I have been severely misinformed.
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Jessica - Jan 22, 2015 7:43:13 am PST #16611 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jesse - Jan 22, 2015 7:44:24 am PST #16612 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm sorry, MM. Even when it's not unexpected, it can still be really sad.
Amy - Jan 22, 2015 7:48:34 am PST #16613 of 30000
Because books.
If unicorn poop doesn't clean itself up by turning into lavender-scented rainbows, I have been severely misinformed.
Of course! What was I thinking.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 22, 2015 7:51:04 am PST #16614 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I think unicorns (and pegasuses) are magical creatures that do not poop.
Relatedly, I always wondered how the pushmi-pullyu pooped.
brenda m - Jan 22, 2015 7:53:55 am PST #16615 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Okay people, STOP DYING. Right now. I decree from now on, immortality for everyone. Also no sickness or poverty, and everybody gets a house with a unicorn in the backyard.
I did get good news yesterday. The cancer diagnosis I mentioned (here or FB? Can't remember) is looking less dire after further testing. It's still going to be a rough rode, but the initial indications were that Things were Imminent. So that's huge.
(If I didn't mention here: not me. A very close family friend whose cancer diagnosis we learned on the Wednesday of ita week.)
Una - Jan 22, 2015 8:04:54 am PST #16616 of 30000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
My freezer has several pies' worth of blueberries that I picked last summer, waiting for me to pie them.
Not sure that they mail well, though. Sigh.
At least I can wish for (literal and/or figurative) sunshine for everyone.
Kiba Rika - Jan 22, 2015 8:05:37 am PST #16617 of 30000
I may have to seize the cat.
Love to all with losses and illnesses.
Things are moving in the direction of me getting the window-office. I'm oddly anxious about the whole thing. I think it's because right now, I'm in a suite with my graduate assistants, and I feel like once I'm in an office far from them, I won't see them anymore. They are, at this point, my only colleagues, so it will be very lonely never seeing them.
Maria - Jan 22, 2015 8:08:00 am PST #16618 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
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MM, I'm so sorry.
brenda, that's great news.
Hugs for those that want or need them, and ~ma for everyone.
Most everyone knows my first name. (In fact, I should just ask a stompy to change my board name, because I don't think anyone thinks of me that way.) My last name is "even" spelled backwards. My last significant FB post was about hockey and beer.
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Jesse - Jan 22, 2015 8:16:55 am PST #16619 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, good news, brenda.
Beverly - Jan 22, 2015 8:17:53 am PST #16620 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I'm so sorry, MM.
I yam who I yam, here. Although I'm cagey about the last name everywhere. Whoever said their name was in low figures? Ours is...um, seven, on the continent. And H is paranoid about being "found". I'm like, and if "they" did "find" you? Then what? It's not like we're celebs, or famous for our achievements, or anything. Sweetie, I doubt anybody's *looking*, you know?
ETA: Brenda, that's really good news. Good to hear.