One of my work neighbors' favorite exclamation is "Sweet Mother of Monkeys!" They're amusing.
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Jan 21, 2015 12:12:39 pm PST #16483 of 30000
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Callaluna - Jan 21, 2015 12:13:22 pm PST #16484 of 30000
I have had a rough day, so Ben & Jerry's right out of the carton seemed like a good plan. And it doesn't even taste good to me! My taste buds are still all jacked up from my tonsillectomy and dairy products are the nastiest.
And I am still eating it. I feel shame.
Edit: And I just heard my brother has been approved for emergency leave (he's in the Army) and is heading home tomorrow. And I am not. I am happy for him and happy mom will have someone with her and I also want to smash things.
I've switched to Pringles, which still taste good. With a Xanax chaser.
erin_obscure - Jan 21, 2015 12:17:07 pm PST #16485 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
WRT names: how did "Teppy" come to be? I've always wondered. The only place my mind goes to is tepid which seems not at all appropriate in any way.
-t - Jan 21, 2015 12:21:45 pm PST #16486 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Going home and pulling the covers over one's head is a good plan that I fully support.
I have asked for all Friday's in February off - partially to make it more possible for me to attend the memorial when it happens, and partially because I need a staycation to get my house in shape to be left when I go on vacation in March. It's not fit for my mother to be coming over and feeding the cats right now.
Allyson - Jan 21, 2015 12:22:20 pm PST #16487 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I want a cupcake and tea. And to crawl into my bed and watch all the stuff piling up on the DVR. I'm absolutely useless right now.
msbelle - Jan 21, 2015 12:24:38 pm PST #16488 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Dvr watching sounds like a plan.
Callaluna - Jan 21, 2015 12:27:36 pm PST #16489 of 30000
I make awesome cupcakes, but they'd be nasty by the time they arrived. Virtual cupcakes to you, Allyson.
Laura - Jan 21, 2015 12:28:09 pm PST #16490 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I would love to be close enough to bring you cupcakes and tea, Allyson. Getting lost in the DVR is an excellent idea. You need to take care of you.
askye - Jan 21, 2015 12:28:48 pm PST #16491 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
There was a former poster whose name had Tep in it and someone jokingly suggested she go by Teppy. Her response was HELL NO. And Steph was like - Teppy is cool! I'll be Teppy.
And now we have Teppy.
Allyson, you have very pretty hair. I'm sorry that work sucks. I wish everyone could get tomorrow off to just take care of themselves.
And hugs all around to everyone.
erin_obscure - Jan 21, 2015 12:29:52 pm PST #16492 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
{{{Allyson}}}. Your hair is the prettiest and could use some mindless entertainment. Helps it grow faster and shinier.