Remember to open your mouth before drinking and close it after swallowing.

There's always a catch!

Okay, Roomba has been claimed. Now I know how to get real people to email me when I am drowning in spam.

I have had 2.5 cups of coffee and LUNCH even, and it is still not enough the enable me to force Dillo to clean the litter box, which is what I need to be doing tight now. (Right now, Dillo is letting his sister boss him into yoga. "Okay, now do Beam of Celestial Light! Hold on to your leg like this...")

David, you need a coffee alarm clock. Possibly, we all do.

Got up this morning because my friend invited me over for brunch at 10 (uncivilized! Brunch is 11AM!), but he was making filet eggs benedict with homemade bernaise, so I forgive. Was going to run errands today since I spent yesterday sitting around in my pajamas, but there is a lovely thin sheet of ice on everything. Busy roads are okay, because the ice is thin enough stay melted when cars drive over, but anything else is fair game. So, I came home and am now watching PBS and considering a nap.

Remember to open your mouth before drinking and close it after swallowing.

Even after you've achieved coffee in your mouth hole, there's still lag time before the sweet, sweet caffeine finds its way to your brain. Don't make any plans until it does, because that way lies forgetting your keys or going outside without pants.

I got myself out to a Restaurant Week breakfast, which was good, but now I just want to sit on the couch for the rest of the day.

Productive morning -- chicken baked, (bourbon honey which we can't seem to crockpot correctly but is delicious baked), sweet potatoes made, children fed all the things (cereal, banana, eggs and avocado), grocery store visited, vacuum happening and urgent care visited.

So, my plantar fasciitis is indeed plantar fasciitis and not heel spurs. Suggestions were what I expected, but no fracture!

How can one make coffee before you've had coffee? It's not even possible.

The timer on my coffee maker is the greatest invention known to man. I set up the coffee before going to bed, and it starts brewing 15 minutes before my alarm goes off. In fact, the sound/smell often start pulling me towards wakefulness before the alarm goes off.

I know I've told you about the time that I started the coffee maker that made a one cup travel mug, then got up a few minutes later with the mug, then stood there looking at the coffee maker and then to the mug in my hand and couldn't figure out whey there was no coffee.

That sounds like something I would do.