Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jul 07, 2014 8:28:20 am PDT #1498 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Sue, what I have learned as I age is that it doesn't even matter if I space it out well: more than 2-3 drinks will give me a hangover the next day.

Yeah, me too, sadly. This just seemed to start the minute I stopped drinking, so I wondered if it was something else at first.


Fred Pete - Jul 07, 2014 9:36:13 am PDT #1499 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Getting better, slowly.

We did look at replacing the carpets. Unfortunately, we can't afford it right now. All our money is going to vet bills.


P.M. Marc - Jul 07, 2014 9:38:22 am PDT #1500 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

That boy is wrong in the head. However, we may have discovered Belinda's true owner.

SEE? SEE?


Zenkitty - Jul 07, 2014 10:35:59 am PDT #1501 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have found that keeping my mouse on the left side of the keyboard (I taught myself to lefty-mouse to ward off off RSI) tends to cut down the number of people who sit casually down at your empty workstation to play with your computer.

I still right-hand mouse, but I switched the buttons, to avoid RSI. Anyone who tried to use my computer was immediately confused. That would have been a good way to deter cube trespassers.

threw my cardigan on the floor

EXTERMINATE


tommyrot - Jul 07, 2014 10:50:03 am PDT #1502 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Batman Rocks Out To Dethklok In Animated Music Video—And It's So Metal

Note the possible NSFW Bat-groin and Bat-butt...

How do you pump up the testosterone on a song by Metalocalypse's Dethklok? Make Batman the lead singer and send him rocking with his iron buns and his backup band—made up of Red Hood, Nightwing, and Robin on the drums.

This video might not be terribly safe for work depending on how your work feels about Bat-groin and Bat-butt. The folks at ArhyBES came up with this animated goofiness, taking Dethklok's "Face Fisted" and redubbing it "BATFACE"—covered by the Children of Batman.


Atropa - Jul 07, 2014 10:52:44 am PDT #1503 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Suzi, if you wish to rid your home of Belinda, we at least now know where to send her. (Other than banish her back to the pit of hell she appeared from.)


meara - Jul 07, 2014 10:54:18 am PDT #1504 of 30000

Ugh. A promotion opportunity has come up at work, once I do (eventually?) want to have. But I would have to interview for it. And I so don't want to come up with scenarios for "tell me about a time when..." So much so that I'm contemplating not applying. Bah.


SuziQ - Jul 07, 2014 10:54:27 am PDT #1505 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh, she doesn't live here - she lives with Nicole. Still too close for my comfort.


-t - Jul 07, 2014 10:57:05 am PDT #1506 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's a tough situation. The interview would only be however long it is, and the position would be for...a while, though. So maybe a little short-term suffering for longer term gain? But I totally get flat out deciding it's too much trouble.


sj - Jul 07, 2014 11:05:32 am PDT #1507 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh, she doesn't live here - she lives with Nicole. Still too close for my comfort.

And Nicole is never ever going to give her up. She adores threatening people with the horrors of Belinda way too much.