The techs were saying "Oh, you probably won't need your glasses at all, the brain will compensate for you not being able to see out of your other eye with the vision from your good eye."
I had one good eye and one very near-sighted eye. I could see, but I got blinding headaches trying to focus on some things before I got glasses.
That list is the best thing Mallory has ever written.
That list is perfection embodied, but in a world that contains Ayn Rand's Sweet Valley High, Dirtbag Arthur Miller, and Karl Marx Works Improved By Quotes From Dune,I'm not sure I can agree with you there.
no that's exactly how you eat an orange
In excellent news, I do not have glaucoma.
That is good news!
In retrospect, I think I always do this for a minute when I have a straight guy friend. I think "I mean, I like him, so doesn't that mean I
like
him-like him??" (And, um, not just straight guys sometimes...)
So, good news/bad news from the end of the workday: My office boyfriend has an actual girlfriend! And now I know.
Aww.
I think "I mean, I like him, so doesn't that mean I like him-like him??"
Hah. With lesbians this gets all the more confusing. And tends to end in "Wait, was that a date, or not a date? Was it Coffee or just coffee? Shit!"
I worked ALL DAY LONG, y'all. I am exhausted now. (Doesn't help that I got home after midnight last night).
Also: How ridiculous is it that to get home (Seattle) from Fresno, the fastest/best way was to fly through SAN DIEGO?? (This is for future travel, that I was booking today)
With lesbians this gets all the more confusing. And tends to end in "Wait, was that a date, or not a date? Was it Coffee or just coffee? Shit!"
Yeah, I would definitely have to make out with everyone, just to be sure!
How ridiculous is it that to get home (Seattle) from Fresno, the fastest/best way was to fly through SAN DIEGO?? (This is for future travel, that I was booking today)
Pretty ridiculous. But at least you aren't flying through Atlanta.
Well, Jess, it's best thing she's ever written FOR ME. :P
Because I didn't read Dune, or Sweet Valley High. But I do like the Arthur Miller one a lot and had not seen it before.
I survived a week of work. Albeit with a 3:30 snarky email on a Friday, but survived.
-t, replied!
I was grating fresh nutmeg into egg nog, dropped the nutmeg into the nog.
I just saw an M&M ad where the candies are caught in a hostage situation. It seems like that campaign could have been put on hold for a week or three.