I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 2:41:44 pm PST #14133 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The techs were saying "Oh, you probably won't need your glasses at all, the brain will compensate for you not being able to see out of your other eye with the vision from your good eye."

I had one good eye and one very near-sighted eye. I could see, but I got blinding headaches trying to focus on some things before I got glasses.


Jessica - Jan 09, 2015 3:14:57 pm PST #14134 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That list is the best thing Mallory has ever written.

That list is perfection embodied, but in a world that contains Ayn Rand's Sweet Valley High, Dirtbag Arthur Miller, and Karl Marx Works Improved By Quotes From Dune,I'm not sure I can agree with you there.

no that's exactly how you eat an orange


Jesse - Jan 09, 2015 3:26:44 pm PST #14135 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In excellent news, I do not have glaucoma.

That is good news!

In retrospect, I think I always do this for a minute when I have a straight guy friend. I think "I mean, I like him, so doesn't that mean I like him-like him??" (And, um, not just straight guys sometimes...)


meara - Jan 09, 2015 3:30:46 pm PST #14136 of 30000

So, good news/bad news from the end of the workday: My office boyfriend has an actual girlfriend! And now I know.

Aww.

I think "I mean, I like him, so doesn't that mean I like him-like him??"

Hah. With lesbians this gets all the more confusing. And tends to end in "Wait, was that a date, or not a date? Was it Coffee or just coffee? Shit!"

I worked ALL DAY LONG, y'all. I am exhausted now. (Doesn't help that I got home after midnight last night).

Also: How ridiculous is it that to get home (Seattle) from Fresno, the fastest/best way was to fly through SAN DIEGO?? (This is for future travel, that I was booking today)


Jesse - Jan 09, 2015 3:47:08 pm PST #14137 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

With lesbians this gets all the more confusing. And tends to end in "Wait, was that a date, or not a date? Was it Coffee or just coffee? Shit!"

Yeah, I would definitely have to make out with everyone, just to be sure!


-t - Jan 09, 2015 4:01:00 pm PST #14138 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How ridiculous is it that to get home (Seattle) from Fresno, the fastest/best way was to fly through SAN DIEGO?? (This is for future travel, that I was booking today)

Pretty ridiculous. But at least you aren't flying through Atlanta.


javachik - Jan 09, 2015 4:08:10 pm PST #14139 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Well, Jess, it's best thing she's ever written FOR ME. :P

Because I didn't read Dune, or Sweet Valley High. But I do like the Arthur Miller one a lot and had not seen it before.


sarameg - Jan 09, 2015 4:41:38 pm PST #14140 of 30000

I survived a week of work. Albeit with a 3:30 snarky email on a Friday, but survived.

-t, replied!


Dana - Jan 09, 2015 4:54:52 pm PST #14141 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I was grating fresh nutmeg into egg nog, dropped the nutmeg into the nog.


Calli - Jan 09, 2015 5:47:36 pm PST #14142 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I just saw an M&M ad where the candies are caught in a hostage situation. It seems like that campaign could have been put on hold for a week or three.