That list is the best thing Mallory has ever written.
That list is perfection embodied, but in a world that contains Ayn Rand's Sweet Valley High, Dirtbag Arthur Miller, and Karl Marx Works Improved By Quotes From Dune,I'm not sure I can agree with you there.
no that's exactly how you eat an orange
In excellent news, I do not have glaucoma.
That is good news!
In retrospect, I think I always do this for a minute when I have a straight guy friend. I think "I mean, I like him, so doesn't that mean I
like
him-like him??" (And, um, not just straight guys sometimes...)
So, good news/bad news from the end of the workday: My office boyfriend has an actual girlfriend! And now I know.
Aww.
I think "I mean, I like him, so doesn't that mean I like him-like him??"
Hah. With lesbians this gets all the more confusing. And tends to end in "Wait, was that a date, or not a date? Was it Coffee or just coffee? Shit!"
I worked ALL DAY LONG, y'all. I am exhausted now. (Doesn't help that I got home after midnight last night).
Also: How ridiculous is it that to get home (Seattle) from Fresno, the fastest/best way was to fly through SAN DIEGO?? (This is for future travel, that I was booking today)
With lesbians this gets all the more confusing. And tends to end in "Wait, was that a date, or not a date? Was it Coffee or just coffee? Shit!"
Yeah, I would definitely have to make out with everyone, just to be sure!
How ridiculous is it that to get home (Seattle) from Fresno, the fastest/best way was to fly through SAN DIEGO?? (This is for future travel, that I was booking today)
Pretty ridiculous. But at least you aren't flying through Atlanta.
Well, Jess, it's best thing she's ever written FOR ME. :P
Because I didn't read Dune, or Sweet Valley High. But I do like the Arthur Miller one a lot and had not seen it before.
I survived a week of work. Albeit with a 3:30 snarky email on a Friday, but survived.
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I was grating fresh nutmeg into egg nog, dropped the nutmeg into the nog.
I just saw an M&M ad where the candies are caught in a hostage situation. It seems like that campaign could have been put on hold for a week or three.
Yeah, I caught a glimpse of that ad the other day, and even without the current events, it just doesn't seem like something to make light of.