We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 11:57:27 am PST #14111 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From the local Facebook sale group, with is sometimes more entertaining than you'd think.

For Sale: Printer. Broken. Couldn't tell you if its a paper jam or totally mangled.... Likely somewhere in between. In a moment of sickening, bourgeois excess we just up and bought a new one instead of figuring it out.

I probably just stepped in it in an online cancer group. In one post, I pointed out that gluten is only bad for people with a demonstrated intolerance and there's nothing inherently bad about GMO foods. I snapped after one woman said to stay away from soy sauce because it was "full of gluten." The ingredients in soy sauce are water, soybeans, salt and wheat, in that order. After fermentation, the wheat is undetectable in many soy sauces. Besides, I don't think anyone is going to sneak behind the barn and down a bottle of soy sauce.


-t - Jan 09, 2015 12:03:04 pm PST #14112 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mmm, mac and cheese.

Ginger, just so you know, moving anything round California right now is super slow because port issues are creating trucking issues and it's all a big mess. So possibly there were four days of getting to the shipping partner, depending on how it was going. At least that appears to be the case based on all my shipments going to Colombia and Costa Rica that are stuck in our warehouse unable to get to port.

BUT my day and half of meetings is OVER and they were productive and enlightening so yay. And I am not going into the office for two hours. I will check my e-mail in case there's something that I REALLY need to do, but otherwise it's the weekend. And I got fed lunch, and it was only a little off my diet.

ION, my Box o' Meat is now being delivered to me by UPS (instead of being delivered to a brewery in the next county where I would pick it up) and that has eroded a significant amount of the warm fuzzies I was getting from having a Meat CSA. Also, "subscribing" is one month at a time, for one delivery a month, so, I dunno.


Jessica - Jan 09, 2015 12:03:48 pm PST #14113 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In one post, I pointed out that gluten is only bad for people with a demonstrated intolerance and there's nothing inherently bad about GMO foods.

Yeah, but everyone knows you're just a shill for Big Gluten. Open your eyes, sheeple!


Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 12:10:31 pm PST #14114 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yes, Monsanto told me to write that.


Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 12:28:52 pm PST #14115 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm reading a recipe for Pork and Udon Soup, and the first commenter says, "To cut carbs, I left out the noodles...." So that would make it just Pork Soup.

I am clearly in a Mood.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2015 12:31:12 pm PST #14116 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But did they pay you to write it?


Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 12:34:08 pm PST #14117 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You know that all of us in the reality-based community are getting money under the table from Monsanto, Kraft and Big Pharma.


Steph L. - Jan 09, 2015 12:37:16 pm PST #14118 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm reading a recipe for Pork and Udon Soup, and the first commenter says, "To cut carbs, I left out the noodles...." So that would make it just Pork Soup.

The comments on recipes/recipe blogs are comedy GOLD. (Alternatively, they can also induce raaaaaaaage.)

Also, All the Comments Left on Every Recipe Blog.


Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 12:48:57 pm PST #14119 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's mainly the people who substitute almond meal for flour and Splenda for sugar and then give the recipe 1 star who bring out the rage. They're right up there with the people who give a book 1 star because the USPS squashed a corner.


EpicTangent - Jan 09, 2015 12:53:58 pm PST #14120 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I've been getting irritated lately with all the 1-star book reviews on Amazon whose comments start out with, "I haven't read this yet..."