But did they pay you to write it?
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jan 09, 2015 12:31:12 pm PST #14116 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 12:34:08 pm PST #14117 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
You know that all of us in the reality-based community are getting money under the table from Monsanto, Kraft and Big Pharma.
Steph L. - Jan 09, 2015 12:37:16 pm PST #14118 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm reading a recipe for Pork and Udon Soup, and the first commenter says, "To cut carbs, I left out the noodles...." So that would make it just Pork Soup.
The comments on recipes/recipe blogs are comedy GOLD. (Alternatively, they can also induce raaaaaaaage.)
Also, All the Comments Left on Every Recipe Blog.
Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 12:48:57 pm PST #14119 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's mainly the people who substitute almond meal for flour and Splenda for sugar and then give the recipe 1 star who bring out the rage. They're right up there with the people who give a book 1 star because the USPS squashed a corner.
EpicTangent - Jan 09, 2015 12:53:58 pm PST #14120 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I've been getting irritated lately with all the 1-star book reviews on Amazon whose comments start out with, "I haven't read this yet..."
javachik - Jan 09, 2015 12:56:10 pm PST #14121 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
That list is the best thing Mallory has ever written. I've read it dozens of times and it still makes me laugh.
Steph L. - Jan 09, 2015 1:12:33 pm PST #14122 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The comment section for every article about ever written about intimate grooming is also fantastic: [link]
Sophia Brooks - Jan 09, 2015 1:17:34 pm PST #14123 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Those are hysterical and very true!
shrift - Jan 09, 2015 1:28:15 pm PST #14124 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You know that all of us in the reality-based community are getting money under the table from Monsanto, Kraft and Big Pharma.
Next thing you know, you're going to tell me that food is made of CHEMICALS when we all know that chemicals are evil!
Ginger - Jan 09, 2015 1:35:24 pm PST #14125 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Food is made of gossamer and fairy wings.