I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Jan 06, 2015 1:39:14 pm PST #13913 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I know a young man who carries around an empty water bottle for spitting.

There was once a water bottle full of tobacco spit on the floor of one of my classrooms. I had no idea what it was, but a bunch of my students recognized it and were totally grossed out. (None of them would touch it, but it was clearly distracting everyone by just being there, so I threw it out and then washed my hands.)


Ginger - Jan 06, 2015 1:42:12 pm PST #13914 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

-t's haircut reminded me that yesterday there was a news report of a woman here who ran over her boyfriend with her car. She later went to a hair salon and demanded to be next. That's where the police found her. I can only assume she had a sudden vision of those celebrity mug shots. The boyfriend will be okay. She never got her haircut.


Jesse - Jan 06, 2015 1:42:49 pm PST #13915 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

All women's colleges in Boston. Go!

We're naming them? Simmons.

I was pretty happy with my puffer coat today.


Sparky1 - Jan 06, 2015 1:44:31 pm PST #13916 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Juliebird, that makes me think of Swoosie Kurtz announcing, "I have tasted my menstrural blood!" In the PBS version of Uncommon Women.

We still have a no chewing tobacco sign up in the library that is deemed necessary.


Sue - Jan 06, 2015 1:47:54 pm PST #13917 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I bought some new, better quality, and fairly pricey dry food for Oz today. This is a cat whose never met a foodstuff he didn't like. He refuses to eat this new food. Gah!


Steph L. - Jan 06, 2015 1:52:48 pm PST #13918 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Uncommon Women

LOVE that play. Though I've only seen a college production of it.


brenda m - Jan 06, 2015 1:57:31 pm PST #13919 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, we've got a windchill warning of -25 to -40F going until Thursday afternoon, so I need to swap my winter coat out for the one rated for -50F and pull out the long underwear. I think I'll bring my laptop home with me tonight just in case I choose to work from home tomorrow.

I went into the office yesterday so that I don't need to feel any compulsion to attempt it the rest of the week. Well, and also because we were having drinks.

And my dad went by the Wisconsin house to turn the heat up a bit and check on the pipes so I don't have to do that either.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2015 2:09:43 pm PST #13920 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister is claiming that Rowan Atkinson asking me for a pen doesn't count.

Not that I've told her I didn't have a pen, but I chased down a flight attendant for one for him...


sarameg - Jan 06, 2015 3:17:52 pm PST #13921 of 30000

I brought the laptop home because I expect the ice to be horrid on the roads in the morning. Y parking lot was black ice.

meara, going way back, there are no guarantees in jumping ship. There's an unofficial list of people who are critical enough, the main contract will make them an offer if they say the are going to resign. But because it is in direct contradiction to the stated MOU/contract (main contract is not supposed to rehire a sub for their same position) it's...unofficial. There are no guarantees. I think the latest guy went to main contract with an offer from somewhere else and basically said transfer me or I'm leaving. But I'm not sure, he was telecommuting today. You have to be willing and able to risk it. It's sucky and kinda wimpy of the main contract, but they are a nonprofit and would like to avoid being sued by a behemoth.

And there's even more crazy stuff going on with upper mgmt shuffling that could be in favor of main contract buying us out anyway, but that's in its infancy.

Bottom line is, unless I find something I'd actually be willing to leave for, I can't make any threats to walk. I'm the only breadwinner here.


DavidS - Jan 06, 2015 3:19:02 pm PST #13922 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

LOVE that play. Though I've only seen a college production of it.

Did you know you can buy the PBS production with Swoozie Kurtz and Meryl Streep?