Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Dec 22, 2014 5:41:45 pm PST #13200 of 30000

OK, kind of weird--my sister's house is pretty full up, and I would've been sleeping on a blow up mattress in the office. Her neighbors, who she is good friends with, are out of town, and offered to let me stay in their house while they're gone (my sister is also taking care of their cats). OK. They expect me to use the master bath, because the other one is...the cats'. And i figured I'd stay in the guest room, but the sheets clearly haven't been changed (they are COVERED in dog hair...even under the blankets). The master bed sheets seem to be clean. I feel very weird about this. I mean, if you HAVE a guest room, I generally would assume I USE it, not the master!


billytea - Dec 22, 2014 5:55:34 pm PST #13201 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Have you guys ever played Robo Rally? Glorious chaos that benefits a programmer's brain.

I love that game. A phrase actually spoken at the Roborally table, after blindsiding an opponent: "As God is my witness, I thought Spinbots could fly."

You can play Roborally online here: [link] I think it's free if you play solo (against AI robots, which is entirely appropriate), but you need to subscribe to play against actual people.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2014 5:58:41 pm PST #13202 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Have you guys ever played Robo Rally? Glorious chaos that benefits a programmer's brain.

I love that game. A phrase actually spoken at the Roborally table, after blindsiding an opponent: "As God is my witness, I thought Spinbots could fly."

I've only played it drunk, which, as you might guess, didn't work out so well. (But I followed that up with an amazing game of Ticket to Ride, so...I can draw no conclusion from that, actually; I just wanted to boast.)


DavidS - Dec 22, 2014 6:41:43 pm PST #13203 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, that Sprecher stuff is the real deal!

You know it!


Atropa - Dec 22, 2014 6:47:04 pm PST #13204 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Have you guys ever played Robo Rally? Glorious chaos that benefits a programmer's brain.

I am horrible, HORRIBLE at Robo Rally.

Pete, on the other hand, is really good at it, and tends to be so far ahead of everyone else that the rest of the players band together just to hunt his robot down.

Fun Robo Rally trivia: it's the reason Magic: the Gathering exists. Richard Garfield designed Robo Rally first, but the (very fledgling) WotC said that they weren't sure how big the market was for it, and they needed to make some money so they could have the budget to put Robo Rally into production. So Richard wandered off and invented M:tG.


Strix - Dec 22, 2014 6:48:34 pm PST #13205 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

meara, if an adult is sleeping at my house, and we are there, then they would sleep in my son's clean bed, while he crashed on the couch, if he was here.

But if I wasn't there, both beds would be clean and you could sleep either on.


Steph L. - Dec 23, 2014 3:29:19 am PST #13206 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But if I wasn't there, both beds would be clean and you could sleep either on.

Yeah, as pet owners, if they didn't know until the last minute that you needed a bed, they might be the sort of people who don't keep the guest bedroom in pristine pet hair-free condition when they aren't expecting a guest, BUT their own bedroom would be fine since they (obviously) always use it.

Speaking as a pet owner whose house is not one of those that's always "company-ready", that would be the case with us, if our spare room had a bed.


brenda m - Dec 23, 2014 3:39:45 am PST #13207 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What Steph said. I wouldn't sweat it. Change the sheets on the master bed if you're so inclined.


Zenkitty - Dec 23, 2014 5:00:07 am PST #13208 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'd sleep in the clean bed. Lacking instructions to the contrary, do what seems reasonable.


Sue - Dec 23, 2014 5:57:36 am PST #13209 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Since my spare room was, more or less, Clio's room, it required a fair bit of de-hairing before guests. I wouldn't think anything of sleeping in the master bedroom. I would have thought to leave a note of which bed I was expecting guests to sleep in though.