Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Dec 21, 2014 7:55:38 pm PST #13157 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Safe travels, all!


meara - Dec 22, 2014 3:56:54 am PST #13158 of 30000

And good morning...I woke up almost two hours ago and am now waiting to board my plane. I hate flying back to Indiana--not only is it heinously expensive but my choices seem to either be leave godawful early, or get in at midnight (which is not nice on my sister either picking me up or being awake to let me in the house when I eventually get there!)

Cross your fingers my bag gets there with me, and I don't utterly blow the diet I've been on since 12/1! So far it's been working but it's much easier to stick to when I don't leave the house and eat alone. Eating family meals or going out to dinner or whatever will be a big test.


Theodosia - Dec 22, 2014 4:12:17 am PST #13159 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I am once again driving in circles. I will drive out to the Catskills on Wednesday.


Dana - Dec 22, 2014 4:31:26 am PST #13160 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I get to head to the doctor today to get antibiotics before we leave town tomorrow. I guess it's better than going to work?


Strix - Dec 22, 2014 4:47:45 am PST #13161 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

We leave in the morning of the 24th to travel up to Iowa, and come back the evening o the 26th. I still have a few gifts to get, wrapping to finish and some baking to do, but it's under control.

Maria came to KC yesterday for the day and we had a WONDERFUL time! Total spontaneous visit, and it was a marvel of synchronicity -- Micah came in for his holiday stay the same day WITHIN 5 MINUTES OF MARIA'S FLIGHT, in the same terminal, and, when Micah's bag got sent to who-knows-where instead of KC, I already had to drive Maria back to the airport and the bag was ready to be picked up!

Maria got to meet my darling husband and my sweet boy, Micah, and we had a loooong, delicious, Bellini'd fancy brunch at a swank restaurant in downtown KC. We talked, we cursed, we laughed, we charmed the waiter...it was too short a trip, but it was absolutely bloody fantastic.

Later, I couldn't find the travel menorah I had/have somewhere, so I made one from the zillion tea light I have on a blue place mat, elevating the...shumash? that one candle, and Micah, pronounced Jewish-scholar-expert-in-residence, pronounced it fine.

And then he got a Deadpool poster, and freaked, because Deadpool is his FAVORITE FAVORITE OF ALL FAVORITES. And then we lay on the couches and watched Edge of Tomorrow, because Winter Soldier is only for rent in the stupid Redboxes right now, and we were all in PJ's.

REALLY. GOOD. DAY.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2014 4:51:41 am PST #13162 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

watched Edge of Tomorrow

That movie was actually really good. I wasn't sure what to expect, because Tom Cruise is kind of a tool, but it was great, due in large part to Cruise. That was a perfect role for him, and it reminded me that he can actually act when he's not being a tool. And Emily Blunt kicks ALL ASS.

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Deadpool is his FAVORITE FAVORITE OF ALL FAVORITES

If he hasn't read the Marvel NOW trades of Deadpool: Dead Presidents, he will love it. It's ridiculously smart and, of course, super funny.


Strix - Dec 22, 2014 4:57:23 am PST #13163 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'd seen it and was astonished at how entertaining and good it was. I HATE Cruise's smug face when he's being Tom Cruise, but he just damned good in most action flicks.

They loved it too!

I'll ask him about "Dead Presidents;" he's not allowed to read ALL the Deadpool stuff yet, of course, but he's almost 13, fer Chrissakes...he knows about bad words and cartoon violence.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2014 5:02:53 am PST #13164 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh thank goodness -- I just got my mother to do online invitations for the open house she's having in two weeks. She didn't quite connect that it actually is just in two weeks, so was dithering about paper invites and whatever. So we've just sent 60 emails. Edit: I mean 72.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2014 5:05:47 am PST #13165 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The violence in Dead Presidents is pretty broadly cartoon-ish, from what I remember. The basic storyline is that all the dead POTUSes are brought back from the dead, because comics. And Deadpool is brought in to stop them. So he has to re-kill them, which does mean violence. But IIRC it's very cartoon-ish, rather than grim and awful. I feel like it would be okay for a 13-year-old, but every kid (and parental guidelines for what they can read) is different.

And it's wickedly funny, riffing on all the presidents' various personality quirks and such.


Tom Scola - Dec 22, 2014 5:09:02 am PST #13166 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS

Amazon pulls an author's self-published novel for having too many hyphens: [link]