Since my boss is a Grinch to a hilarious degree, I have a new goal to bombard him with Grumpy Cat lolcats for the holidays. Yes, I am that coworker that sends you pictures of Buddy Jesus saying "Hell No" instead of typing words.
Jeez, don't get all Movie of the Week. I was just too cheap to buy you a real present.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Juliebird - Dec 19, 2014 12:21:32 pm PST #13056 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Steph L. - Dec 19, 2014 12:22:11 pm PST #13057 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Etiquette question: if you see someone posting on FB about how they're super sick, like Death Cold x1,000, and then they say how they can't wait for tomorrow's Christmas party to which you've both been invited, do you punch them really hard, or does etiquette dictate you kick them in the knee?
Seriously, it's all I can do to keep from posting "Hey, I don't want your plague when it's less than a week to Christmas, so keep your germ-riddled ass at home, friendo!"
t edit And I will be pissed if they show up at this party. The weird part, there's more than one person who's sick, posting about it, and mutually invited to this party. Is that the new trend? Plague parties?
amych - Dec 19, 2014 12:47:23 pm PST #13058 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
If you opt for the punch, be sure to go for a body blow. Face punch is more likely to pick up some germs.
Steph L. - Dec 19, 2014 12:53:00 pm PST #13059 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh, good call.
Theodosia - Dec 19, 2014 12:59:18 pm PST #13060 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ten foot poles are also an option.
Juliebird - Dec 19, 2014 1:00:03 pm PST #13061 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Don't forget that very important extra half a foot.
Calli - Dec 19, 2014 1:09:02 pm PST #13062 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I just found out I didn't get the job at the local University I'd hoped for. Drat.
-t - Dec 19, 2014 1:10:44 pm PST #13063 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Sorry to hear that, Calli.
Cashmere - Dec 19, 2014 1:11:43 pm PST #13064 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Throat punch, Teppy. All the way.
Well, apparently they are LEGALLY forbidden to be in the same room as each other without their lawyers present,
I would say, "We have space for your kid. Unfortunately, we cannot accommodate you and your attorneys."
I am bereft. The Legend of Korra has ended. Is this discussed anywhere?
Sue - Dec 19, 2014 1:12:19 pm PST #13065 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Aw, Calli. I'm so sorry.