Etiquette question: if you see someone posting on FB about how they're super sick, like Death Cold x1,000, and then they say how they can't wait for tomorrow's Christmas party to which you've both been invited, do you punch them really hard, or does etiquette dictate you kick them in the knee?

Seriously, it's all I can do to keep from posting "Hey, I don't want your plague when it's less than a week to Christmas, so keep your germ-riddled ass at home, friendo!"

t edit And I will be pissed if they show up at this party. The weird part, there's more than one person who's sick, posting about it, and mutually invited to this party. Is that the new trend? Plague parties?

If you opt for the punch, be sure to go for a body blow. Face punch is more likely to pick up some germs.

Oh, good call.

Ten foot poles are also an option.

Don't forget that very important extra half a foot.

I just found out I didn't get the job at the local University I'd hoped for. Drat.

Sorry to hear that, Calli.

Throat punch, Teppy. All the way.

Well, apparently they are LEGALLY forbidden to be in the same room as each other without their lawyers present,

I would say, "We have space for your kid. Unfortunately, we cannot accommodate you and your attorneys."

I am bereft. The Legend of Korra has ended. Is this discussed anywhere?

Aw, Calli. I'm so sorry.

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