I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2014 9:14:03 am PST #12953 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Literally when I woke up in recovery, all the pain was gone, and it wasn't because of painkillers.

This is bringing me to tears.

If they could work out a way for me to kettlebell out of it...I'd be a happy camper. And supply the kettlebell.


sarameg - Dec 18, 2014 9:32:10 am PST #12954 of 30000

Outside shoes gave me a blister and Sephora and Lush gave me a headache.


meara - Dec 18, 2014 9:45:46 am PST #12955 of 30000

I've been worrying the shit out of my mother, apparently, because I'm not talking to her enough, and she's depressed and not eating.

OK, worried you can't do anything about--she's your mom, she'll probably do that. But depressed and not eating?? That's so not on you. She's an adult.

Just booked two ridiculously complex travel weeks. I wish I'd been able to get them to all be TOGETHER, instead of going SEA-LAX-TUC-SEA and then a few days later SEA-LAX-SMF-PHX-SEA. Ugh!


Theodosia - Dec 18, 2014 9:53:23 am PST #12956 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I tutored, which was mostly sitting / standing in the back of the class and looking alertly at the students when the teacher's back was turned. Evidently my gaze is somewhat searing.


shrift - Dec 18, 2014 9:54:56 am PST #12957 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The tablet is in my hands! Or technically my lap. Mostly I just wanted to get it earlier rather than later so I can start the updating/downloading/customizing process because I have to do laundry and pack tonight and I want to take the tablet with me over Christmas.


Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2014 10:01:09 am PST #12958 of 30000
brillig

SEA-LAX-TUC-SEA and then a few days later SEA-LAX-SMF-PHX-SEA.

I do hope I'm not the only one seeing the name of over the counter medications in those initials.


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2014 10:36:35 am PST #12959 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's so not on you. She's an adult.

Yeah, but I rank lower than her, so...


Jesse - Dec 18, 2014 10:54:01 am PST #12960 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I recommend that everyone work someplace with the kind of mental health team you'd hope for. I was having a brief chat with one of them, and mentioned my two weeks off, and said "Good for you! Good self-care." THANK YOU.


Toddson - Dec 18, 2014 11:19:50 am PST #12961 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Just to show, anyone can be civic-minded.


Dana - Dec 18, 2014 12:04:46 pm PST #12962 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

The only problem with taking today off is that I feel like I should also have tomorrow off. Which I don't.