It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Dec 15, 2014 7:41:06 pm PST #12711 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

t, it's true, but if he hasn't heard of it, I may look crazy, even if we are now pissed off at the same jerky Senator.


meara - Dec 15, 2014 8:02:16 pm PST #12712 of 30000

There was a recipe on the back of the butterscotch chips for what I think were called "Scotch Oaties." My mother used to make them.

Oatmeal scotchies! They're good, though I find them almost TOO sweet. Sometimes I add semi-sweet chocolate chips to cut it.


Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2014 10:35:41 pm PST #12713 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's percent volume, and it could be high because you have more red blood cells or because you have less plasma.

Thanks, -t, that makes sense, then, that both dehydration and hypoxia can cause it. Not sure which one it is for me, but I think I'll start drinking more plain water.


§ ita § - Dec 16, 2014 1:09:58 am PST #12714 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My shoulder feels like I'm being stabbed repeatedly. What is my life?


sarameg - Dec 16, 2014 2:43:41 am PST #12715 of 30000

checking

Nope, still hating everything.


Jesse - Dec 16, 2014 2:48:13 am PST #12716 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My cupcakes look better in the light of day, so I'm not actually ashamed to bring them to work. That is something!


msbelle - Dec 16, 2014 4:29:42 am PST #12717 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sitting with Sara in grumpy corner.


Laura - Dec 16, 2014 5:12:11 am PST #12718 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Not only do I not remember verse, I don't even remember for sure if I have read something. The upside is when I re-read it is all brand new.

Too much work to do. Maybe I should look into this buying lottery ticket thing I have heard about.


-t - Dec 16, 2014 5:20:25 am PST #12719 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I feel like I have been punched in the face. Sinuses, I presume. Also, broke my towel rack and my bathroom falling apart feels like my life is falling apart, highlighting that I do not have much of a life and it is held together with chewing gum.

On the upside, I have a Panera souffle and it is delish, and coffee cake for later.


Kate P. - Dec 16, 2014 5:31:00 am PST #12720 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Rose was up, crying, at 2am last night. When I went into her room, she said, "Mama, I don't like hedgehogs and squirrels."

Poor kiddo must have had a bad dream, but I confess it took some self-restraint not to laugh at that.