Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Dec 15, 2014 8:18:49 am PST #12619 of 30000
information libertarian

I have of late, though wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth.


Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2014 8:22:23 am PST #12620 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What a piece of work is man!

He impresses me not.

"To be or not to be" is stuck in my head, or at least half of it.

I have an "abridged" version of the speech in my head. I could never remember all of it. Most people don't know what the whole thing is supposed to be, and they don't have patience to listen to the whole thing extemporaneously anyway.

I... what... how else do I say...

I'd repeat "You are receiving this email because you have attended at least 5 sessions of our weekly CME course in the last six months." and add "Thirteen, in fact! Did you know you went to that many?"


tommyrot - Dec 15, 2014 8:24:05 am PST #12621 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have of late, though wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth.

Me too. "This goodly frame the Earth" my ass.


Maria - Dec 15, 2014 8:44:20 am PST #12622 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

The quality of mercy is not strained...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears...

Oh tomb, vaulted bride-bed in eternal rock... (Antigone)

And most of the songs from every musical I've ever been in.

We had to buy our blue-books in the bookstore at GW for undergrad, but they were sealed and could only be opened at the beginning of the test. In law school, the blue books were provided.


zuisa - Dec 15, 2014 8:47:10 am PST #12623 of 30000
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

I'm about to bake these Mint Chocolate Chip cookies.

The recipe calls for mint extract, but the store only had peppermint - my hunch is that peppermint will be fine. What do you all think?


Ginger - Dec 15, 2014 8:51:13 am PST #12624 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think peppermint will be better. Mint extract is often kind of spearminty.


Jessica - Dec 15, 2014 8:54:06 am PST #12625 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I... what... how else do I say...

"Thirteen is more than five, see below"


Theodosia - Dec 15, 2014 8:59:40 am PST #12626 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I made my first Instacart delivery and didn't get a tip. Now I'm sitting in the Whole Foods hoping for another delivery.


Jesse - Dec 15, 2014 9:14:12 am PST #12627 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The recipe calls for mint extract, but the store only had peppermint - my hunch is that peppermint will be fine. What do you all think?

Yeah, especially for The Holidays, I think you'd want peppermint. Relatedly, I have to go home tonight and make chocolate peppermint cupcakes for a potluck now I can't even go to! Bah.


Atropa - Dec 15, 2014 9:15:49 am PST #12628 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I used to have lots of poems memorized. Poe's "Annabelle Lee" was a favorite in my brief Goth-before-Goths-were-cool period.

I love you.

I used to have "The Raven" memorized, but I really am one of those people who needs something set to a tune to always remember it. Schoolhouse Rock was perfect for me.