A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Dec 15, 2014 7:15:25 am PST #12612 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Email exchange:

Me: You are receiving this email because you have attended at least 5 sessions of our weekly CME course in the last six months, and the CME office would like you to fill out this brief evaluation form for the course.

Doctor who's been to 13 sessions so far: Jacqueline, I'm not quite sure why I received this.

I... what... how else do I say... is he saying, "Why do you trouble me with this nonsense, I'm too important to waste time ticking off tickyboxes" or does he not understand that 13 is at least 5, or is he just fucking with me?


JZ - Dec 15, 2014 7:16:57 am PST #12613 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Also:

What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, in form and moving how express and admirable. In action how like an angel; in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals.

(thank you, Hair)


tommyrot - Dec 15, 2014 7:19:28 am PST #12614 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(thank you, Hair)

For me, it's thank you Withnail & I.


Connie Neil - Dec 15, 2014 7:36:09 am PST #12615 of 30000
brillig

Something there is that doesn't love a wall, that sends the upper stones tumbling in the sunlight.

I think I messed up the latter part of that. I need to dig out my poetry books.


SuziQ - Dec 15, 2014 7:55:54 am PST #12616 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have "All the world's a stage" in the back recesses of my brain.

And I'm with JZ on her quote, thanks to Hair.


JZ - Dec 15, 2014 8:03:00 am PST #12617 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Wild nights! Wild nights!
Were I - with thee -
Wild nights would be
Our luxury -

Futile - the winds -
To a heart in port
Done! with the compass -
Done! with the chart

Rowing - in Eden -
Ah! the sea!
Might I but moor -
Tonight - in thee!

Emily Dickinson's only erotic poem. Memorized because, well, it's an erotic poem by Emily Dickinson.


msbelle - Dec 15, 2014 8:03:24 am PST #12618 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I retained none of the lines from the plays and musicals I was in in highschool. Nor the poems I read at competition in jr high. I have a very memorize them dump brain.


flea - Dec 15, 2014 8:18:49 am PST #12619 of 30000
information libertarian

I have of late, though wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth.


Zenkitty - Dec 15, 2014 8:22:23 am PST #12620 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What a piece of work is man!

He impresses me not.

"To be or not to be" is stuck in my head, or at least half of it.

I have an "abridged" version of the speech in my head. I could never remember all of it. Most people don't know what the whole thing is supposed to be, and they don't have patience to listen to the whole thing extemporaneously anyway.

I... what... how else do I say...

I'd repeat "You are receiving this email because you have attended at least 5 sessions of our weekly CME course in the last six months." and add "Thirteen, in fact! Did you know you went to that many?"


tommyrot - Dec 15, 2014 8:24:05 am PST #12621 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have of late, though wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth.

Me too. "This goodly frame the Earth" my ass.