My officemate has been back after 2 weeks off and OMFG I've learned so much in the last 1.5 hours!
I don't need marshmallows for the next 5 days, I need a fucking pig.
'Shells'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My officemate has been back after 2 weeks off and OMFG I've learned so much in the last 1.5 hours!
I don't need marshmallows for the next 5 days, I need a fucking pig.
Teppy, you can come downtown and have lunch with me any time! And gossip about all your crazy authors.
IO "work and romance" N, I had a dream that is super-funny if you know me. In the dream, I had a hookup with a total stranger I met at some business conference, and somehow in scooping up my possessions from his hotel room, accidentally got his hotel/car key (it kept changing) in my suitcase. Then I immediately went on a family vacation with my kids, husband, and mother. Two days later I found an increasingly irate series of texts/emails from him in an email filter titled "lego" (???) about the fact that I had callously walked off with his key and then not responded to his texts (I didn't have a smartphone in the dream and had been off the computer, due to family vacation.) So I was trying to find the keys and figure out how to get them back to him ASAP without my family finding out about my one-night stand.
(As I hope you all have gathered, having known me since 2000, I have not kissed anyone besides my husband since 1996, and am possibly the last person on earth likely to have a random hookup with some business suited dude at a conference, who was totally not even my type.)
Screenplay, flea.
sarameg, I can't decide if I want an explanation about the marshmallows and pig. Maybe it should remain a mystery.
Oh good lord, speakerphone conference call in a cubicle? I know one of you has an office. Come on.
Would it help if I said I might need a fiddle?
Oh! Yes.
Not even a little bit. Are you in the middle of a Kafka novel?
So, uh, hi!
I used to post here, not much, but some, and a couple years ago at that. I used to live in China and then I went to work on a cruise ship, and those are pretty much my claims to fame. I don't expect anyone to remember me, though!
I still work on cruise ships, but I'm home for a couple months, and have been getting back into my old internet haunts as much as possible. Something made me think of this site the other day, and I thought I'd pop in and say hello!
Things are going down (up? sideways?) in flames.
I just printed out a new pallas's cat image for my wall.
I will be taking my project leader certification exam at 1pm Central time. Good wishes and ~ma are very much appreciated.
Also, hi, zuisa!