Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - Dec 10, 2014 10:55:07 am PST #12256 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I have neighbors with a Pomeranian. They BOUNCE.


Burrell - Dec 10, 2014 11:39:35 am PST #12257 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

They BOUNCE.

Yep. I am having a hard time imagining a pom-anything mix as calm.


Jesse - Dec 10, 2014 11:43:42 am PST #12258 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, when my friend's Pom was a puppy, it looked like our friend was juggling him, but no! He was just turning his own loops in her lap.


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2014 12:14:09 pm PST #12259 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have spent all week filling out forms again and again because PDF filling in isn't working right for me. And then scanning....the scanning.

All this and my pee test hasn't come in yet! My first day has been pushed back to Monday.

Yeah, still freaking out.


JZ - Dec 10, 2014 12:35:33 pm PST #12260 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Holy crap. We just got an email from the teacher that school is cancelled tomorrow for Weather. I don't think this has ever happened in the Bay Area before.


Tom Scola - Dec 10, 2014 12:36:12 pm PST #12261 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS

So San Francisco is having a drought AND a flood warning right now?


amych - Dec 10, 2014 12:37:00 pm PST #12262 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We just got an email from the teacher that school is cancelled tomorrow for Weather.

It's not 62F?


EpicTangent - Dec 10, 2014 12:37:59 pm PST #12263 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

school is cancelled tomorrow for Weather. I don't think this has ever happened in the Bay Area before.

Has the fog gone solid or something?


Jessica - Dec 10, 2014 12:44:39 pm PST #12264 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

First world problems times a MILLION...I came over to the main office today for a two-hour training session. I plugged my phone in to charge before the meeting started and just discovered that the USB cable I used wasn't actually plugged into the wall. So now my phone is down to 20% battery and I still have the company holiday party to get through before my commute home. And naturally I left my trusty portable battery at home too.


brenda m - Dec 10, 2014 12:51:46 pm PST #12265 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I just witnessed a charger argument in my office before heading off to another holiday thing. "You can't use it, I'm charging right now!" "You're at 57%, I'm at 19%!"