Our office party apparently involves bowling.
NOPE.
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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shrift - Dec 04, 2014 12:08:05 pm PST #11899 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Jessica - Dec 04, 2014 12:08:32 pm PST #11900 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I used to love our department's Selfish Santa (white elephant), but that was back in the day when we were a pretty tight-knit group of people with compatible senses of humor. This year I'm not sure it will be as much fun.
Zenkitty - Dec 04, 2014 12:14:43 pm PST #11901 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I despise forced cheerfulness and comraderie.
erikaj - Dec 04, 2014 12:20:48 pm PST #11902 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Yeah. My family occasions are enough like photo ops as it is.(although now I'm picturing CJ Cregg facing my evil stepmonster all "Ask your question or move on," which is making me smile.
billytea - Dec 04, 2014 12:21:25 pm PST #11903 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Our office party apparently involves bowling.
One year we had lawn bowls. For the last couple of years we've just gone to a restaurant, I rather miss the dada that went into previous offerings.
I used to love our department's Selfish Santa (white elephant), but that was back in the day when we were a pretty tight-knit group of people with compatible senses of humor. This year I'm not sure it will be as much fun.
Oh! Our office does the Kris Kringle thing. This year I was the last person to pick out a name, and I drew myself. After considering the logistics to redo things, I just kept it. So I'm gifting myself this year. (I'm curious to see if I like what I picked out.)
Theodosia - Dec 04, 2014 12:26:36 pm PST #11904 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
My desktop computer is definitely in hard drive failure. Happily, it's a RAID disk mirrored, so I will likely not lose any data, besides which I think all the important data is backed up with Carbonite, so it's just the annoyance and expense.
shrift - Dec 04, 2014 12:34:43 pm PST #11905 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, ha ha. Someone wants me to get on a call. That never ends well, and I already want to destroy the world.
Connie Neil - Dec 04, 2014 12:35:24 pm PST #11906 of 30000
brillig
I, for one, welcome our new overlord shrift.
§ ita § - Dec 04, 2014 12:44:36 pm PST #11907 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
NOPE.
Ditched so many team outings of this sort, and they were always not on my way home either.
Hey! If I pass my background/drug (oh....) test, I can start on the 11th! So no feting yet, but hopeful noises!
Nora Deirdre - Dec 04, 2014 12:45:57 pm PST #11908 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
One year when I was at Lotus we had a fancy Xmas party at the Museum of Science, so we could wander through the exhibits and so on, that was really supernice for the non-drinkers/non-partyers.
When I worked at MIT Sloan, we had an Xmas party at MoS one year, and twice at the Boston MFA. It was nice.