Needless to say, people in my office are all more than a little distracted/anxious right now. My biggest hope right now is that no one gets hurt.
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ION, my lunch is frozen chicken nuggets. They are in the shape of NASCAR race cars. All other lunch arguments are irrelevant.
Those of you with more evolved dining tastes may want to avert your eyes.
Race car shaped chicken nuggets.
They'll be better if you heat them.
Will you put them on an oval plate and swirl them round and round from left to right? NYOOM If one of them bounces out, name it Ernhardt and eat it first.
I know you will all be happy to know that I got my vacuum-sealed lunch open!
Phew!
ION, my lunch is frozen chicken nuggets. They are in the shape of NASCAR race cars. All other lunch arguments are irrelevant.
I had those Morningstar corn dogs for lunch the other day, and was pretty happy about it, I tell you what.
Race car shaped chicken nuggets.
Mmmmm...chicken nuggets. (My go-to lazy protein.)
Will you put them on an oval plate and swirl them round and round from left to right? NYOOM If one of them bounces out, name it Ernhardt and eat it first.
YES DO THIS PLEASE. And take pictures.
I'm sorry, the checkered flag has already been waved on the lunchtime festivities. But they did go round and round in the microwave, and one did fall off the plate. The pit crew was able to get him back into the lineup for a successful finish.
Yay pit crew!
DISASTER AVERTED. We all win!
Inspiring! The American way.