Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Race car shaped chicken nuggets.
Mmmmm...chicken nuggets. (My go-to lazy protein.)
Will you put them on an oval plate and swirl them round and round from left to right? NYOOM If one of them bounces out, name it Ernhardt and eat it first.
YES DO THIS PLEASE. And take pictures.
I'm sorry, the checkered flag has already been waved on the lunchtime festivities. But they did go round and round in the microwave, and one did fall off the plate. The pit crew was able to get him back into the lineup for a successful finish.
Yay pit crew!
DISASTER AVERTED. We all win!
Inspiring! The American way.
My cute little 8-lb turkey has been delivered. Pretty smooth.
On Facebook there's an ad popping up on the side for what appears to be t-shirts aimed at teenagers. It's called "That's so Fetch!" Unfortunately, in the Mormon west, Fetch is the acceptable alternative to fuck. I twitch every time I see it.
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen!
(Someone was going to say it. I wanted it to be me.)
Is it supposed to be short for fetching?
Going way back, my network is called velvet. I live near a MalcolmReynolds, but can't find them.
If you ever find TheVirusFactory, that's CFerg.
Oh, and I think my phone's WIFI network is called The Impala. It used to be WinchesterBros.