Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 20, 2014 6:50:54 am PST #10897 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had some marvellous/horrible Misha Collins-centric nightmares last night. Bug vomiting and child endangerment and becoming the most hated person in LA.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2014 6:52:56 am PST #10898 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bug vomiting and child endangerment and becoming the most hated person in LA.

Yuck.

I dreamed Hil and I were in a class working on some calculus problems. Except I hadn't done the reading or something and I couldn't remember the calc classes I took 30 years ago so Hil ended up dong all the problems.

Sorry Hil.


Theodosia - Nov 20, 2014 6:55:54 am PST #10899 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Survived my first 3 Uber trips. Not a job if you don't like talking to people. I may be able to make this work.


sarameg - Nov 20, 2014 7:34:51 am PST #10900 of 30000

It's a good thing I am going on vacation for the rest of this test/build cycle because I'm pretty sure I would have strangled some of my coworkers before the end of it. Show some….initiative. Imagination. Do your fucking job.


Laura - Nov 20, 2014 8:10:50 am PST #10901 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Survived my first 3 Uber trips.

Yay! I was anxious to hear how it went.


Theodosia - Nov 20, 2014 8:25:54 am PST #10902 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It's much more relaxing to drive in Boston when you don't have to worry about parking!

Now I have to run off to high school to tutor!


Jesse - Nov 20, 2014 8:32:57 am PST #10903 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good one, Theo!

Somehow in the last hour, I convinced myself it was Friday, and then had a very rude awakening! Ah well. Still only a few working days before Thanksgiving.


sarameg - Nov 20, 2014 9:15:09 am PST #10904 of 30000

It is my friday!

And dear god, I'm talking a coworker through rightclicking in office excel. Ferfuckssake, she's the one on a pc for the past couple of decades, she doesn't know that??


Connie Neil - Nov 20, 2014 9:23:18 am PST #10905 of 30000
brillig

Ferfuckssake, she's the one on a pc for the past couple of decades, she doesn't know that??

It's horrifying how many simple things people who work on computers every day don't know. Of course, if they don't need them, there's no reason to know these functions, but they shouldn't act all offended when we try to explain things to them. I've wasted minutes on people who refuse to say they don't know what I mean by right-clicking or drag-and-drop.


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2014 9:31:45 am PST #10906 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

One of the benefits of working from home like a hermit is that I don't have to deal with the anguished cries of co-workers who "lost the internet", "got a Word virus that deleted my menu thing", and think you can open any file created in ANY program (like, say, Adobe Illustrator) through Word, and if you CAN'T open it, then the file is "a virus".

All true.