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Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 12, 2014 10:16:34 am PST #10295 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No kidding!! I remember playing a lot of free cell, at one point...

Yep. Or solitaire.

I got really good at hitting Alt-Tab very quickly back then.


-t - Nov 12, 2014 10:17:31 am PST #10296 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

On another note entirely - pomegranate seeds in spinach salad, does that sound good? Does the presence of blue cheese make a difference to your answer?


Ginger - Nov 12, 2014 10:19:02 am PST #10297 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Why is it that whenever I go to the post office, I'm behind people who aren't familiar with mail? There was one woman who handed the clerk a pile of things to find out what it would cost to mail them, then occupied about a quarter of a tiny post office stuffing piles of things into about 10 priority envelopes. Another woman handed the clerk a letter and an envelope. The clerk handed them back and told her to put the letter in the envelope. Then she was trying to seal the envelope by licking her finger and then wetting the glue, until the clerk couldn't stand it anymore and took it away from her.

I could not do that job.


Ginger - Nov 12, 2014 10:19:07 am PST #10298 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Not annoyed enough to say it twice.


tommyrot - Nov 12, 2014 10:24:03 am PST #10299 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why is it that whenever I go to the post office, I'm behind people who aren't familiar with mail?

My boss complains about that. He was once stuck behind someone who did not address the package he was trying to mail because he had no idea how to do it.


Amy - Nov 12, 2014 10:28:23 am PST #10300 of 30000
Because books.

I worked in publishing before the internet, and there was *always* a manuscript to read. Or a book I wanted to read, hidden behind a manuscript. I do remember a lot of talking and laughing with coworkers, though.


Toddson - Nov 12, 2014 10:30:18 am PST #10301 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I was once in the post office behind someone who had a box they were mailing. Somehow, they put the "to" address in small letters in the upper left hand corner and the "from" in larger letters in the center. There was also the time I was behind some people who were - as far as I could tell - sending their entire library to Hawaii. They literally brought in a handtruck piled high with boxes of books.


-t - Nov 12, 2014 10:30:42 am PST #10302 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You think people know how to function at the post office less since e-mail?


Toddson - Nov 12, 2014 10:30:56 am PST #10303 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I think we all need this - or something like it.


SuziQ - Nov 12, 2014 10:32:49 am PST #10304 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Pretty sure that's not legal, Suzi.

I'm salaried non-exempt. It is legal. If I worked on overhead projects and had OT, the OT would be reduced by the OH hours, but not below the 80 hour pay period.

Pomogranete seeds, spinach, and blue cheese? NOM!

I've been lucky (and now I've jinxed myself) that my local post office has been pretty quick and efficient when I've had to stand in line.