I feel that a muffaletta is not authentic without a little Spartacus.
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2013: That Was the Year That Was
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Out you go, 2013!
Does Spartacus taste like soap to you?
Spartacus uses the Oxford comma.
While wearing duct tape.
I will send my Thanks in a form of a letter to Kirk Douglas since clearly you are all trying to tell me that HE was my Secret Santa. Very Well.
♥
^^ Spartacus
Ack!! That sounds horrible! I mean, dark chocolate, yay, but...do you have to eat all soup and yogurt and stuff? That would make me bonkers.
Wait, what? Are you okay? Not to pry, just...poor you! I would go mad.
Well, it was a surprise revelation from my orthodontist yesterday--I thought I was going in for a tightening, and instead she installed hardware behind my front teeth to keep my teeth from closing up, i.e. can't chew *anything*. Surprise! Happy new year! I'm still in the first 24 hour shock of it all. So far I've been able to eat yogurt and mashed potatoes. Pasta was a fail. Gotta break out the blender to puree stuff from now on. Also, I expect to be supremely bitchy by the end of the week.
Oh, Polgara, that sounds miserable.
As others mentioned elsewhere, I think the only way I would get through that is to use it as a forced get healthier period. Protein smoothies and some detox drinks and even then I would be mad at my dentist.
See, I think the only way I would get through it is with milkshakes. Lots of milkshakes. And ice cream.