No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2013: That Was the Year That Was  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Out you go, 2013!


Burrell - Dec 22, 2013 6:14:04 am PST #183 of 774
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Safe travels to those who are on the road today!


smonster - Dec 22, 2013 3:12:04 pm PST #184 of 774
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm at my parents' in Raleigh, but my roommates are home to receive any packages. I am a bit of a slacker, but planning to pay the slacker price as I mail it tomorrow.


amyth - Dec 22, 2013 3:18:46 pm PST #185 of 774
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I'm going to mail my package tomorrow.


Jesse - Dec 22, 2013 3:29:47 pm PST #186 of 774
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I won't mail my package until Thursday, but I WILL mail it!


DebetEsse - Dec 22, 2013 4:24:35 pm PST #187 of 774
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I arrived in Indiana to find packages awaiting me!

In one, there was yarny magnetic poetry, and TWO White-Dude-Lit-Fast-Compliant books (continuing the non-traditional tape pattern, this wrapping used blue electrical tape)! I am particularly excited about the James Baldwin, as I have read none of his stuff, but worked a show based on his life, so, yay!

ALSO! There was yarn! Pretty washable merino in honey colors. I will have to find a use for it.

Thank you, my elf!


Sue - Dec 22, 2013 5:42:45 pm PST #188 of 774
hip deep in pie

If any of you late mailers are my secret Santa, I am at my parents' until the 29th, so don't sweat it.


Zenkitty - Dec 23, 2013 1:58:28 am PST #189 of 774
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'll be out of town until Thursday, myself. Be chill, Secret Santa!


Tom Scola - Dec 23, 2013 3:47:12 am PST #190 of 774
hwæt

I was leaving for work this morning, and USPS had already made a delivery! Juliana is my Secret Santa! I got cookies! There's more stuff coming! Thank you!!


aurelia - Dec 23, 2013 5:44:57 am PST #191 of 774
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Calli! You have excellent timing!

After my morning's adventures I came home to find a box tucked next to my door. I now have a very cozy hoodie pillow case, a very cool spoke light for my bike, and a beautifully delicate glass orb containing dandelion seeds. Oh, and the card is gorgeous! Thank you, Calli!


juliana - Dec 23, 2013 8:35:35 am PST #192 of 774
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Juliana is my Secret Santa! I got cookies! There's more stuff coming! Thank you!!

I am!! And there is, but there's a hold-up with one of the non-perishable things and cookies should be in mouths ASAP. Yes.