(brenda owes me a keyboard)
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Oct 16, 2013 2:36:48 pm PDT #9252 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dana - Oct 16, 2013 2:37:37 pm PDT #9253 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I didn't even make it past Carrot Top soup.
aurelia - Oct 16, 2013 2:38:19 pm PDT #9254 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'll pass on the Carrot Top soup.
edit: damn. Too slow.
§ ita § - Oct 16, 2013 2:38:31 pm PDT #9255 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Do you have X in stock?" "We usually have that." "No, do you have it now? Can I come in and buy it?" "Uh, I can look. You wanted a Y?"
I seriously don't understand why people are so reluctant to just...job.
She came back and told me that X doesn't exist. So, you know. Jobbing. It's hard, and it gets in the way of 9 to 5.
Now I have to go back to the camera store that sold me the wrong lens. I am going to go the "I must have expressed myself inaccurately" route because I've had too many fights today.
-t - Oct 16, 2013 2:45:46 pm PDT #9256 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
DUCK
No soup for any of you.
Amy - Oct 16, 2013 2:46:24 pm PDT #9257 of 30000
Because books.
I wondering why Carrot Top Soup sounded funny.
I'll pass on the dick eggs, thanks.
Could be very satisfying to fry them, though.
Atropa - Oct 16, 2013 2:50:25 pm PDT #9258 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
if you cook the crap out of it though, it is likely the salmonella would be gone, yes? Not encouraging you to eat it, but checking against my understanding.
In theory, yes. But not a risk we're willing to take, and we have the luxury of not having to.
Connie Neil - Oct 16, 2013 2:50:40 pm PDT #9259 of 30000
brillig
Thank god someone, ahem, jumped on the dick eggs.
Jessica - Oct 16, 2013 3:09:31 pm PDT #9260 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I've had salmonella poisoning. I don't recommend it.
Ditto that. And even if you cook the chicken thoroughly enough to make it safe to eat, you still risk transmitting it via your hands to every other surface in your house while you're preparing it. Salmonella landed me in the hospital for the first 5 days of my honeymoon. No chicken dinner is worth the risk!
I don't think anything can really be fixed in Congress until we have districts redrawn sensibly by a non-partisan board, and campaign finance reform to eliminate private & corporate funding of candidates.
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2013 3:20:54 pm PDT #9261 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dick eggs must be very painful for the dick involved.