"Do you have X in stock?" "We usually have that." "No, do you have it now? Can I come in and buy it?" "Uh, I can look. You wanted a Y?"
I seriously don't understand why people are so reluctant to just...job.
She came back and told me that X doesn't exist. So, you know. Jobbing. It's hard, and it gets in the way of 9 to 5.
Now I have to go back to the camera store that sold me the wrong lens. I am going to go the "I must have expressed myself inaccurately" route because I've had too many fights today.
I wondering why Carrot Top Soup sounded funny.
I'll pass on the dick eggs, thanks.
Could be very satisfying to fry them, though.
if you cook the crap out of it though, it is likely the salmonella would be gone, yes? Not encouraging you to eat it, but checking against my understanding.
In theory, yes. But not a risk we're willing to take, and we have the luxury of not having to.
Thank god someone, ahem, jumped on the dick eggs.
I've had salmonella poisoning. I don't recommend it.
Ditto that. And even if you cook the chicken thoroughly enough to make it safe to eat, you still risk transmitting it via your hands to every other surface in your house while you're preparing it. Salmonella landed me in the hospital for the first 5 days of my honeymoon. No chicken dinner is worth the risk!
I don't think anything can really be fixed in Congress until we have districts redrawn sensibly by a non-partisan board, and campaign finance reform to eliminate private & corporate funding of candidates.
Dick eggs must be very painful for the dick involved.
Otters. Ottersottersotters. Otterpup.
Otters on NOVA.
Thanks everybody, I needed that laugh.
Oh, and having just read Beep Me, may I wish peace and strength to you and yours, Theresa.
