You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Jul 31, 2013 6:39:34 am PDT #884 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Congrats Maria!


Calli - Jul 31, 2013 6:40:13 am PDT #885 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations, Maria!


Jesse - Jul 31, 2013 6:45:27 am PDT #886 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay Maria! Congrats!

I agree with you, Amy.

Also, now I have Good Vibrations in my head (the Marky Mark one, not the Beach Boys one) thanks to this: [link]


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2013 6:52:25 am PDT #887 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

,I feel we need to move to the late eighties/early nineties and address "My Perogative".

FUCK NO. That song is golden and necessary. Before R&B/hip hop became bullshit and was fun. It's a little bit marred by the way me and K mutter the line "All these strange relationships really get me down", considering she tried to talk me into being poly (i.e. she wanted to sleep with my boyfriend) and when I shut her down she actually followed him out of town to sleep with him as soon as his car stopped in the next city of his cross-country tour. No, honey. You don't even get to sing the same line of the song as me. I'm setting clearer boundaries now.

I came into work but all I want to do is cry. I came off a shoulder pain med and now I'm sleeping in two hour increments since Sunday, and I'm not coping. But I have an unmissable meeting today (1/2 yr review, which will suck, so I have to make sure I don't cry) and another tomorrow.

Yay, Maria!


Jesse - Jul 31, 2013 6:58:14 am PDT #888 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, I meant to speak to My Prerogative as well.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 31, 2013 6:59:10 am PDT #889 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Congrats Maria!

I can't let the earworm discussion go without mentioning that my boss required all her employees to learn and sing a custom version of Jewel's "Intuition" at the retirement party Saturday as a tribute to the guest of honor, and my method of learning it (playing it on a loop with iTunes the afternoon before, which resulted in SIXTY FIVE replays before I left for the party) has resulted in me hearing it in my head for the last three days. If she weren't a well-loved cousin of mine I'd probably have already had an "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" moment over it.


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2013 7:03:20 am PDT #890 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

my boss required all her employees to learn and sing

Nope, no song ever.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 31, 2013 7:09:20 am PDT #891 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If it had simply been an order rather than also guilting us into fulfilling a request by the retiree, whom I've worked with since 1987, my answer would have been "Oh HELL no!"


erikaj - Jul 31, 2013 7:10:01 am PDT #892 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I like "My Prerogative' too. I'm not sure why, really. But I do.


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2013 7:17:43 am PDT #893 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure why, really. But I do.

It's defiant, it's catchy with a good hook. I'm interested in seeing reasons why one shouldn't.

Still want to cry. Considering car.