I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 02, 2013 6:40:37 pm PDT #7658 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dammit, the guy I was supposed to give the cats to tonight was a no show. I didn't think to give him my phone # earlier this week and he has two small kids, so there's probably a very good reason for it, but still inconvenient.

The cats, of course, have decided to celebrate by taking alternating shifts filling up their litter box so there isn't enough of a gap for me to scoop it out.


§ ita § - Oct 02, 2013 6:41:39 pm PDT #7659 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dwarf goats are very cute and I still want one for the food.


sarameg - Oct 02, 2013 6:48:24 pm PDT #7660 of 30000

One more night for photos, Matt!


P.M. Marc - Oct 02, 2013 6:49:01 pm PDT #7661 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, lifetime limits could take a person from zero to bankrupt in no time flat.

"I don't talk about what I do with my vagina, and they're all intrigued," she says of the media. "I've never walked the carpet with anyone, so they wonder: What does she do with her vagina? Plus, I play a butchy girl all the time, so they assume I'm a lesbo." When EW points out that that's not a fair assumption, Rodriguez laughs. "Eh, they're not too far off," she says. "I've gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f—ing curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks."

I'm shocked. Shocked that there is gambling going on in this establishment.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 02, 2013 6:49:06 pm PDT #7662 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Alas, they'd be photos of them sitting in their litterbox.


aurelia - Oct 02, 2013 7:13:25 pm PDT #7663 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Dana, ants don't like used coffee grounds. If you sprinkle some where the ants are getting in they will disappear. I wish I had learned this years ago.

It is astonishing (and more than a little hilarious) how long you can rehearse a shoe being dropped.


-t - Oct 02, 2013 7:19:35 pm PDT #7664 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Is there a lot waiting for the other shoe involved?


Burrell - Oct 02, 2013 7:50:15 pm PDT #7665 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I like lamb, goat, and goat cheese. Like sheep's milk cheese too. Hell, I like rabbit. Turns out I am an omnivore.


Consuela - Oct 02, 2013 8:23:21 pm PDT #7666 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Not sure I've ever eaten goat, but I love baby goats, they're so cute. And goat cheese. And lamb, even though lambs are cute too.


Cass - Oct 02, 2013 8:24:47 pm PDT #7667 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My mother ruined lamb for me by

overcooking the hell out of it. Turns out that I like it when not cooked to gray. But I still have to get past the fact I can smell it and it smells kinda like the overcooked version. Lamb is delicious but tricky for me.

Did you all know that polar bears and grizzly bears are hybridizing?!

Yep. It's a little freaky. But evolution is happy to dance with anyone it can.